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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, it's my 17th birthday. The only person who remembered was the creepy guy in my English class who keeps trying to smell my hair. FML
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Ambient25 24

There was this girl named Helga who used to have a creeper that would breath heavily behind her back. She used to punch him in the face. Too bad she never got with her crush Arnold though...

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ComoEsJuan 24

I think I know who you are talking about...didn't they pick on a stoop kid once?

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Ambient25 24

yeah, she had a lil Asian friend named Phoebe too

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zaylazayn 12

At least someone cares

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Chazzzor 10

Happy birthday! Not all occasions get the attention we want, but the week isn't over yet. You can still do something for yourself that makes you happy.

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HortonThelephant 15

Sounds like a hairy situation to be in op. Stay away from this guy. Far, far away!

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whatthefreshhell 15

I've had that problem before, so I decided to just become my own best friend. happy birthday, op.

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EVnIAS 13

I tried that too but then one night I had a few drinks and got a bit handsie and turned into a night of passion and well the friendship was never the same after that...

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bReLiNg 18

Creepers.... They are everywhere! You should get a buddy to utilize the buddy system with! Happy birthday btw :)

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Ambient25 24

enough with the "buddy system", this isn't the military....

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mbe0027 5

YDI for not having a Facebook with your birthday listed, so that people actually can wish you HBD! Sheesh, actually remembering a birthday? That's so 20th century... Just kidding. Happy birthday!

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SS99_fml 20

That is beyond creepy...but hey but at least he remembered!! :) Happy Birthday OP, maybe it'll be a funny story you can tell your grandchildren haha

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