Intimacy: Backfire

Backfire

By Darryl - 12/05/2015 12:53 - Australia - Tarragindi

Today, I decided to surprise my girlfriend at work. Because she was "bored and didn't feel like seeing me" she thought it would be funny to call security and claim that I was stalking her. There is now a picture of my face at her workplace, and anytime I "pester her again" the cops will show up. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2022 10:00

Today, I went to the dentist in the same building my wife works. I decided to leave a love note on her car to surprise her. I'm currently being held by security, waiting on the cops, on suspicion of stalking. FML

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By iamnotfat - 06/02/2009 22:14 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML

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By Poopamus - 23/04/2019 14:00

Today, the police showed up at my door asking if I told this creepy guy stalking my girlfriend that I'll chop him up and bury each piece in a different country if he doesn't stop bothering my girl. I told them I did, along with an explanation. Turns out, he's been missing since that day. FML

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Oh, hi Sharon!

By graveyard-sh*t - 29/10/2019 14:00

Today, my psycho ex-girlfriend showed up at my new job to, "Keep an eye on me." The same ex-girlfriend who has been stalking me since we broke up. Two years ago. FML

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By GDBeast - 09/01/2013 23:55 - United States

Today, a girl I've been talking to online for a while asked me if I wanted to meet her in person. Two hours of driving later, I end up at her house. When she opened the door, she screamed and called the cops on me. While detained, she called my phone asking why I never showed up today. FML

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By Ohfman117 - 11/08/2009 20:30 - United States

Today, I was sneaking over to my girlfriend's house. I sent her mother a text message thinking it was my girlfriend saying "There's a stalker coming in to make you his play mate ;]" Unfortunately when I got to her window I was greeted by her dad with a bat. FML

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PTSD

By Anonymous - 05/10/2009 17:28 - United States

Today, I flew in to visit my long distance girlfriend. When I got out of the cab, I saw her way down the street walking the dog, so I hid behind the bushes to scare/surprise her. Mission accomplished. I just wish I hadn't bought her that pepper spray. FML

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By Luckless - 23/02/2019 04:00

Today, I'm preparing my defense for allegedly stalking someone at work. The best part, I have absolutely no clue who it is. Now my skin is crawling as I go through all the messages and in person events that occurred with my actual twice-my-age stalker to show my boss what a real stalker does. FML

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By hazlanz216 - 06/10/2011 22:28 - Canada

Today, I was suspended from work. Some lady went to the manager and told them that I was stalking her, all because I would kindly greet her everyday at the grocery store. I'm the cashier. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2015 03:17 - Canada

Today, I drove 3 hours to surprise my girlfriend, who I hadn't seen in 3 weeks. When she opened the door, she gasped, told me to fuck off and slammed the door in my face. FML

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passinthrough 1

Tuesday 12 May 2015 17:55

Do both of you agree that you have a relationship? Cause it doesn't sound like she's in on it.

LeavenSilva 27

Tuesday 12 May 2015 17:52

Some people honestly need to think about how appropriate their "jokes" are... I mean, calling the cops is a bit far for a joke

Comments

zeusdom 15

Tuesday 12 May 2015 21:06

Throw her stuff out on the lawn and when she comes home tell her your bored and don't want to see her and that you guys are over so she won't have to worry about you pestering her every again(:

Shakazulu1216 13

Tuesday 12 May 2015 21:06

She's a bitch. Break up with her.

foxmatrix15 8

Tuesday 12 May 2015 21:15

She doesn't wanna be with you dude. It's her way of getting a major hint I'd throw her ass out if she lives with u. If she thinks it's funny then she's insane

melanielovejeff 15

Tuesday 12 May 2015 21:34

Does she know that she's your girlfriend? Lol I do have to say though that her joke was a bit extreme.

faireanjell 5

Tuesday 12 May 2015 21:39

I hope she's your ex now because she's an unappreciative bitch

Fraggled 5

Tuesday 12 May 2015 22:07

She's probably cheating with a coworker.

janfleury 19

Tuesday 12 May 2015 22:13

Hummmmm, bored and did not feel like seeing you. Are you sure it was a joke? Maybe she is trying to drop the "get away from me" hint. You maybe a stalker by accident. Just saying.

BlackIce911 17

Tuesday 12 May 2015 22:32

As a few others have stated, time to get away from the crazy. If someone is willing to do this just because they are bored, imagine what they could do if they felt slighted.