Embarrassing, Sextoys and Animals: Bad boy

Bad boy

By dogdays - 10/11/2014 01:12 - Canada - Oshawa

Today, I left my dog alone while I went to work, as usual. He usually hangs out in the big bay window that faces the street. Today he decided to steal my vibrator and chew it while sitting in the window. I can only imagine how many people walked by and saw it. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2023 10:00 - United States - Okemos

Today, I realized that the only place my missing vibrator can be is at the house of the people I just dogsat for. In their spare room. Which also serves as their kids' playroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2021 14:00

Today, I was taking some "me time" when my neighbor drove past and saw me. What I failed to realize was that my dog had pushed the shades open for my body to be right on display. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2020 20:00

Today, my boyfriend's vicious dog, which he got as a security measure and growls and barks at me whenever I go near it, was caught on our security camera playing like a puppy with a burglar, while the other two burglars cleaned out all our valuables. FML

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By Bad boy - 21/09/2023 06:00

Today, I took my dog to the park. While chatting with another dog owner, my dog managed to steal their sandwich and ran off with it. I had to chase my sandwich-thieving dog through the entire park. FML

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By coral - 08/07/2009 17:51 - United States

Today, I thought I was home alone so I went to take a shower and left my door open. My dog came in, stole my bra, and ran out of my bathroom. I jumped out and followed him, only to find out that my brother had two of his friends over. They all saw me naked, and my dog had my bra in his mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2009 04:31 - United States

Today, I left my dog alone in the house for ten minutes while I took a shower. When I got out I found a mess of dust all over the floor and her ripping up a package that was supposed to be sent to my aunt. It contained my grandmother's ashes. FML

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DomiLove 26

Monday 10 November 2014 13:08

Stupid dog! You make me look bad! (Courage the Cowardly Dog reference x))

teapotrevolt 27

Monday 10 November 2014 13:04

That is so mortifying..... Pets do some crazy things, I'm sorry OP...

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teapotrevolt 27

Monday 10 November 2014 13:04

That is so mortifying..... Pets do some crazy things, I'm sorry OP...

haliacc 17

Monday 10 November 2014 13:50

They will chew up anything they can get a hold of! Laugh it off though :)

hard_candy 25

Monday 10 November 2014 15:38

The dog was just sending out some good vibes!

teapotrevolt 27

Tuesday 11 November 2014 14:01

That vibes comment is hilarious. Lol

Virtual_BS 13

Friday 21 November 2014 4:40

#49: There's a button for that.

abusch 9

Monday 10 November 2014 13:06

Just pretend it's one of those vibrating toothbrushes.. for dogs. Yeah, I'm sure that will work.

DomiLove 26

Monday 10 November 2014 13:08

Stupid dog! You make me look bad! (Courage the Cowardly Dog reference x))

feven 32

Monday 10 November 2014 13:08

Lol I doubt anyone would care OP.

sweetnsourrr 11

Monday 10 November 2014 14:23

lol Some people would care, not that she has a vibrator, but because her dog was chewing on in front of the window...

FunGhoost 10

Monday 10 November 2014 13:14

Everyone has a secret, a vibrator is a secret everyone knows about. Just hide it better next time( I hope it won't happen again ?)

clumsylobster 17

Monday 10 November 2014 13:18

So do you still use it now?

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 10 November 2014 14:44

Ribbed for her pleasure

tony1891 22

Monday 10 November 2014 13:19

i bet the people who walked by your window got a bad vibe.

toxic_walrus 15

Monday 10 November 2014 13:20

I'm really enjoying imagining the job flipping out when the vibrator accidentally turns on.

SideOfTheAngels 23

Monday 10 November 2014 13:28

That must be so embarrassing! Hopefully your street isn't busy during the day...maybe hide things from him better from now on? FYL

Classy_Sassy_15 15

Monday 10 November 2014 13:34

looks like the both of you will need me toys

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