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By dogdays - 10/11/2014 01:12 - Canada - Oshawa

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Today, I left my dog alone while I went to work, as usual. He usually hangs out in the big bay window that faces the street. Today he decided to steal my vibrator and chew it while sitting in the window. I can only imagine how many people walked by and saw it. FML
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DomiLove 26

Stupid dog! You make me look bad! (Courage the Cowardly Dog reference x))

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teapotrevolt 27

That is so mortifying..... Pets do some crazy things, I'm sorry OP...

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CrazyOvrMustangs 10

And that's why you keep those things hidden in a drawer...

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ndnpride88 25

Now it has different grooves for pleasure lol

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Soggybuns123 10

At least now you have a textured vibrator. Usually that costs extra!

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pseud0nym 13

I feel a bit worse for the dog. It put something in its' mouth and...oh all the places it's been... Poor dog...

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DenverTyrrell 13

I wouldn't be worried if people saw it...I'd be worried about if it still works! :P tbh people probably wouldn't notice or care about it.

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mld4657 28

well just go on youtube and see if there's any videos. or Facebook and see if there's pictures if not you should be okay

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jdcg116 10

Imagine getting home and the dog is sitting there "I have a bone to pick with you..."

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worldclassrager 39

Maybe a pool torpedo wouldn't be a bad idea for him to chew on for future reference

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kkimmie 1

Why does you leave that shit out in the open for your dog to get????

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Sakuraashita 15

Maybe they only saw the handle and couldn't tell for sure what it was?

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