Bad boy!

By sore - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Ireland

Today, my friend and I were bouncing around on a trampoline. We brought my dog up to bounce him around. We found it hilarious. He didn't. He attacked us. FML
I agree, your life sucks 10 595
You deserved it 83 724

Top comments

Sadieladean 0

You found abusing your dog hilarious? I hope the dog attacked your ovaries so you can't pass on your glaring stupidity to others. Stupid twat.

Comments

@64 YDI = You deserve it. OP = Original poster, i.e. the person who wrote the FML.

I seriously hope your poor dog hates you now and attacks you and your idiot friends anytime you go anywhere near the poor baby! Stupid asshat!

i once threw a cat down the drain in my childhood clogging the drainage system. i guess your isnt so bad

I play with my dogs on the trampoline. We don't jump hard or anything though. they're scared at first, but then they have so much fun we can hardly get them off. FYL for having a boring dog.

shes_electric 7

hahaha, my dog loves my trampoline! I always find him on it. I have no idea why people are being such tight arse douchbags and saying you are an animal abuser!

jenaandtyler4eva 0

ydi and I hope that it hurt cause you need to learn not to mess with peoples feelings and if you do it next time to the dog you will prob be in the hospital