Bad boy

By twinkie2 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I treated myself to a cheeseburger. I left it on my coffee table while I grabbed a napkin from the kitchen. While I was gone, my dog nabbed it. Then puked it up all over my carpet. Which I then had to clean up. FML
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Top comments

FatalxDesire599 0

Never leave a cheeseburger unguarded-_-!

The dog was obviously saving you from a stomach virus. Why do you think he puked after?

Comments

Well, of course you had to clean it up dip shit it's not gonna clean itself

duh? if you have a dog, that should teach you not to leave things like that in the open lol

Phil9316 7

Is this your first time eating in front of your dog?

Aw, dogs are always trying to get their mouths on any food that isn't dog food.

The way I see it, your dog did you a favor. Must of been a nasty cheeseburger for a dog to throw it up.

CharlieKav 4

This is the worst thing that can happen to anyone ever

You say it like you expected the dog to clean it.