Bad boy

By twinkie2 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I treated myself to a cheeseburger. I left it on my coffee table while I grabbed a napkin from the kitchen. While I was gone, my dog nabbed it. Then puked it up all over my carpet. Which I then had to clean up. FML
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Top comments

FatalxDesire599 0

Never leave a cheeseburger unguarded-_-!

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Clashzorz2 0

The dog was obviously saving you from a stomach virus. Why do you think he puked after?

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nightops 8

U should know better if you have a dog ;-)

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ThisRandomChild 0

Ur name is twinkie and u were eating a cheeseburger... FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

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tamoodielovesmar 1

thats a sign......dont get fat...jk its fine once in a while

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yoholliday 0

eww. i guess you learned your lesson

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novacrazy 0

Another reason why I ******* hate dogs.

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austinwyke 2

i would kick my dogs **** off if he did that.

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WtffItzzChriis 0

that's why dogs are stupid, filthy animals and can't be trusted. cats are so much better. they never eat my burgers.

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Iellwen 12

Right. And cats don't steal food. Most of the time, they just lick it, look at it and sometimes sneeze, THEN they go away. But hey, you're food's still there. :) You're a stupid, filthy animal.

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