Bad boy

By twinkie2 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I treated myself to a cheeseburger. I left it on my coffee table while I grabbed a napkin from the kitchen. While I was gone, my dog nabbed it. Then puked it up all over my carpet. Which I then had to clean up. FML
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Top comments

FatalxDesire599 0

Never leave a cheeseburger unguarded-_-!

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Clashzorz2 0

The dog was obviously saving you from a stomach virus. Why do you think he puked after?

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FatalxDesire599 0

Never leave a cheeseburger unguarded-_-!

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alshclown 0

holy Crap her name is twinkie... she should probably not be too mad at the dog... its not like he ate the twinkie..

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NeatNit 32

I have a cat, and even though she doesn't usually eat what we don't specifically give her, I still never leave food out that I don't want her to eat. It's just common sense! YDI, OP.

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amberkun 4

At least he didn't puke on the coffee table.

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Wheredidgrungego 12

That's what you think! Btw awesome hair :D

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goldhighways 0

it would probably be easier to clean up though on a table instead of the carpet.

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hahaLexinater 0

parapapapa I'm barfing it :D

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CreateZ 0

Who treats themselves to a cheeseburger? Treating yourself would be more along the lines of a desert.

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Zebidee 8

Is that where you make yourself a sand-wich?

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SmallTownCutie 0

If she's on a diet right now, a cheeseburger would be a treat.

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DocBastard 38

Zeb, I can't decide if that was subtly clever or cleverly subtle.

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Cyberphobia 0

YDI for eating a cheeseburger and owning a dog.

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macskapingvin 0

But she expressly stated she did NOT eat a cheeseburger!

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Clashzorz2 0

The dog was obviously saving you from a stomach virus. Why do you think he puked after?

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krushr 3

So he pureed it for you? Now you don't have to chew! What's the problem?

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CreateZ 0

My gag reflex kicked in a little on that.

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WPQ14 15

I agree, a PITA bread sandwich would have been much healthier.

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ThisRandomChild 0

Exactly, PETA = people eating tasty animals. She should have eaten the dog in pure rage

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Doortje 29

Yeah well, you can't expect the dog to clean it.

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mintcar 9

Eh, y'know you can buy another one for only a dollar. They really aren't that expensive.

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