What are you doing ear?

By JK710 - 23/06/2009 01:13 - United States

Today, I discovered that the hearing in my left ear is still good. I haven't been able to hear that well out of it for 2 weeks and I thought I popped an eardrum and waited for it to heal. I stuck a Q-Tip in there to clean it out. Turns out there was actually a dead fly in my ear. For 2 weeks. FML
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drano 0

How would it have gotten in there without you feeling it? Unless you were sleeping o_O still, gross.

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IDoNotHaveAIDS 0

OH SHIT! THAT'S ******* NASTY! THAT POOR FLY GOT COVERED IN EAR WAX.

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drano 0

How would it have gotten in there without you feeling it? Unless you were sleeping o_O still, gross.

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alexomAnexo 0

Popped eardrums don't heal, it's called going deaf.

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Loosechange 0

You do not clean your ears for two weeks. YDI

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Tweety122888 0

do u not clean your ears?!?! ew you have do it daily!!!

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isallwaysme 27

156, they DO in fact heal. and OP, having a popped eardrum hurts like a ************. you would know if its popped.

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Kamon97 23

Guess who's reading FML before going to sleep now? ._.

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tay7 0

You probably should have checked it out before you assumed you popped your eardrum.. YDI

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g35nyc 0

WTF? It doesn't feel anything when something goes inside your ears? Your pretty stupid IMO.

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synacious 0

"Your pretty stupid IMO." Oh, the irony.

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barlessprison 16

Before you call others stupid, why don't you check your grammar.

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humorizer 14

HIs grammar is ok. It's his spelling that's a blight to mankind.

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amy_shmamy 0

who gives a shit about spelling/grammar? when are people going to get over the your/you're thing? god

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Barbarossa_fml 0

When we stop speaking English? O_o

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DoctorWombat 0

Since we're being especially picky today, FYI spelling == grammar.

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drf610 0

spelling does not equate to grammar. they are separate and equal.

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kaykaypopz 0

it doesn't feel anything?? You mean you can't feel anything...

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Dbag320 0

Lmao, That sucks. How could you not tell something was in your ear?????

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girlygirl666 0

Ewwww that's so gross!

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mndz_mkl 0

lol, its ok, i had a nice little BIG piece of folded paper in mine, and i had to go to the emergency room,they got it out, along with ALOT of earwax.

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iwantagoat579 7

174- Well, the squirrel in your profile picture is both little and big. It's a little squirrel, but it's fat/big. Anyways, 6 was trying to emphasize the piece of paper's size by saying it was both little and big.

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FlyestBoy 11

174- there is also little big planet. little piece of paper, big head.

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inflagranti 0

that's kinda gross... it could've never happen to me im so scared of things going in my ear eww... except for good music and few other things

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Remegy 3

dude, what else could you POSSIBLY put in there?

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redbluegreen 40

I don't know about you, but whatever your mum decides to do with my ears is fine with me.

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lol_good_one 0

a few other things...you dating a Chinese guy? lol good old stereo types

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makeup14 0

what else us there to put in an ear?

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bockscar_fml 0

wasn't that hurt if there's something stuck in your ear

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Sawadee 0

Why "waited for it to heal"? You should go see a doctor

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Tweety122888 0

maybe no medical insurance?

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