Embarrassing, Haircut, Hair and Miscellaneous: Bad hair day

Bad hair day

By Faithy - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got flustered because my hair straightener wasn't working. It took me fifteen minutes to realize I hadn't turned it on. FML

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jibz 6

Saturday 4 June 2011 1:40

dumbass.

XxMaseratiGurlxX 1

Saturday 4 June 2011 1:48

you spelled blonde wrong :)

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Christonarhino 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 8:17

Oh boo hoo, your hair straightener wasn't working. I'm glad my life isn't THAT terrible cause I'd probably need a therapist.

Impulseforyou 6

Sunday 5 June 2011 11:14

Wow, were you high? Haha we all have off days OP its ok. :D

DruidForLife 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 21:33

Blonde much?

malaerjessyca 0

Monday 6 June 2011 5:28

I have TOTALLY done that before!!!

ksowders 0

Monday 6 June 2011 6:52

ummm wow plz tell me this is the first time u straightened your hair??

Annerz3196 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 4:29

I have done that many times

LolitaPhobia 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 23:25

Blonde LOL

saladbar1100 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 3:11

thetas not a FML thats a fail!!

cassyannalise 0

Monday 13 June 2011 8:48

I do it all the time, don't worry

cassyannalise 0

Monday 13 June 2011 8:50

I do it all the time, don't worry

ewizzlee 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 5:07

Lmao, dont feel to bad because i do that alllll the timee :D

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