Health and Injury: Bad idea

Bad idea

By Not-so-good-gymnast - 27/09/2009 08:35 - Australia

Today, I removed the safety padding from around the trampoline because it seemed useless. This afternoon, I did a backflip, got my hair stuck in the springs, ripped out a chunk of my hair, and face planted it into the brick pavers. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/04/2009 21:44 - United States

Today, I was on a friend's trampoline trying to convince my mom that trampolines are safe and we should get one. While telling her, I smashed my knee into my face. I jumped off bleeding, slipped, hit my head on the trampoline, and got knocked unconscious. FML

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By no more flips - 17/05/2015 14:05 - United States - Columbus

Today, I decided to impress my friends by doing a flip on the trampoline. What did impress them, was my lack of tears after I hit the edge of the trampoline and broke my nose. FML

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By aero00 - 27/07/2010 17:08 - United States

Today, I was fooling around on the trampoline with this guy, when a bounce caused us to bang our heads together, knocking me out cold. FML

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Bounce off

By clumsy girl - 25/09/2023 12:30 - United States - Austin

Today, I embraced my inner child and went to a trampoline park with friends. I was having a blast until I attempted a somersault and ended up bouncing right into a group of screaming toddlers. I was escorted out by a concerned parent. FML

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By anonymous - 26/05/2016 00:34 - United States - Rio Rancho

Today, I went to a trampoline park and jumped into an adult-area foam pit that apparently used to be for children. I guess it never occurred to them to change the depth of it, as I now have a fractured ankle. FML

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By rangerluke - 25/02/2016 15:52 - United States

Today, I went to an indoor trampoline park. This would usually be fun, except that I got there, broke my ankle, and left in an ambulance, all before my friends even arrived. FML

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By Malpal - 23/01/2009 11:03 - United States

Today, I tried jumping off my bed over the footboard. I tripped and broke a full length mirror with my face. FML

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By Jacklyn - 18/03/2012 19:18 - United States - Chicago

Today, my fiancé and I decided to have a romantic rendezvous on the trampoline in our backyard. Or at least it was romantic, until I accidentally rolled off and all but crushed our dog. FML

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Flop

By Flop era - 04/10/2024 00:00 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, I thought I'd impress my friends with a backflip into the pool. I ended up smacking my back on the edge of the diving board and belly-flopping into the water. Now I have a bruise and a story that everyone is intent on retelling. I'm just glad no one was filming me. I hope. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/07/2009 22:46 - United States

Today, I went swimming with this guy I like at dammed river. While we were jumping off the dam, I decided to try to impress him by doing a front flip. I didn't jump far enough off, so when I went to flip, my face skidded down the concrete wall. FML

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cucuto89 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 16:10

you went out of your way to remove a safety device that you didn't even think was a hindrance to it at all. YDI 110%

ALittleBitCrazy 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 16:07

Fail!

Comments

iKlonoa 0

Monday 28 September 2009 6:12

YDI. That's why it's called "Protective Padding"

mnkyc_mnkydo 5

Monday 28 September 2009 7:35

well you probably void any and all warranty's and cant sue for damages.

Mx_Rider 6

Monday 28 September 2009 9:45

YOU GOT ****** UP :D fyl as well.. ydi for not knowing better

Edumacated 0

Monday 28 September 2009 11:55

I got as far as "Today, I removed the safety padding from around the trampoline" before clicking "you deserved it".

integrababy 0

Monday 28 September 2009 12:12

thats so awesome. made me laugh.

ayashe 2

Monday 28 September 2009 13:09

Let me guess, bike helmets and seat belts are also useless?

joethebiden 8

Monday 28 September 2009 15:37

"Today, I cut off the seatbelts from my car because I thought they were useless. I then had a head-on collision with a car, went through the windshield and died". This is how idiotic you sound. Tool. Massive YDI.

GriefBacon 0

Monday 28 September 2009 15:50

Apparently brains are also useless to you.

Ar3s 1

Monday 28 September 2009 19:03

I had a friend that had a trampoline with no padding. While we were on it he pushed me off, but instead of falling on the ground, my right leg fell into a hole between the springs and caught me. The only problem was that I was hanging upside down by one leg while my so called friends laughed hysterically.