Kids: Bad influence

Bad influence

By Anonymous - 22/01/2015 18:27 - United States - Katy

Today, my in-laws were visiting. My mother-in-law asked my 10-year-old son what he wants to be when he grows up. He said "A pimp!" I have no idea where he even heard the word, but the death glares my in-laws gave me made me want to shrivel up and die. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2021 16:58

Today, while at a family reunion, I jokingly asked my 18-year-old son, "When are you and your girlfriend going to give me a grandson?" He then retorted, "When are you going to die?" I was unable to answer at all. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2016 21:17 - United States - Fremont

Today, my son's teacher asked him what he wanted to be when he grew up. He put down "unemployed". FML

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By theybitchaboutgnomesbutnotthis?? - 31/05/2013 22:25 - United Kingdom - Exeter

Today, thanks to an idiotic, "hilariously edgy" advert that screened in the very early evening, my 6-year-old son keeps repeating the phrase "I want a vasectomy" to everyone he sees. I've never received so many dirty looks in my life. FML

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By mommyopps - 26/03/2016 02:14 - United States - Madison Lake

Today, I'm beginning to regret explaining death to my 3-year-old son. We were at the supermarket when he looked at an elderly woman and loudly told her "You're gonna die soon!" FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2015 20:41 - United Kingdom - Oundle

Today, in the middle of the supermarket, my 7 year old son asked me what a cocksucker is and why his mum always calls me that. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2015 06:15 - Canada - Gatineau

Today, I overheard my in-laws talking about me. It started off with light insults and ended with, "People like her are the reason murder ain't always wrong". FML

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By Anonymous - 23/09/2015 15:48 - United States - Bedminster

Today, I got an angry call from my 7-year-old son's school. It turned out that while doing a "what I want to be when I'm older" assignment, he wrote that he wants to be an internet troll so he can make people mad and make them kill themselves. FML

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All over the place

By Gloria Lovestar - 03/10/2019 20:00

Today, I visited my in-laws, whom I thought I was on great terms with. I soon learned that wasn't the case when my mother-in-law yelled at me about how I've been abusing her for years. Ten minutes later, she hugged me and asked me for grandkids. FML

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Lame

By gloria77 - 23/01/2012 23:26 - United States

Today, I took my kids to visit their grandma. At one point while playing, my youngest said "Shit!", so I admonished her. My mom snorted and told me to "stop being such a little bitch", because it will make my kids into "lame prisses like their mother." FML

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Toxic much?

By tlm84 - 28/07/2014 02:54 - United States - Fitchburg

Today, while out shopping, I could hear what sounded like two grown men talking about me, and they were being pretty gross. I turned around to scold them and it turned out being a dad and his 13-year-old son. He said he was, "teaching a son to be a man", and that my ass was "grounds for discussion." FML

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karma_kicks_back 16

Friday 23 January 2015 5:46

I love how the in-laws instantly assumed it was your fault... because some kid at school couldn't have said that word to him, it's obviously your fault... Bitches be trippin' my friend.

dman1997 5

Friday 23 January 2015 5:44

At least he has a plan.

Comments

CaliCassanova 14

Friday 23 January 2015 9:10

Wow your in laws should be proud he wants to help keep women on the street safe!!! Pimpin pimpin baby!

albertozeta_fml 9

Friday 23 January 2015 9:37

I know that it's wrong but it made me laugh and I'd like to give a high five to your son!

RebeccaRFT 18

Friday 23 January 2015 9:58

I don't understand why wives feel the need to have their rude in laws over. It doesn't matter if your husband is related to them, if they are rude and judge how you raise your kid, they don't need to be around your home.

albiedam 12

Friday 23 January 2015 11:36

I agree

laden_swallow09 34

Friday 23 January 2015 14:29

Hear, hear!

syed121417 22

Monday 26 January 2015 4:47

Well OP never really said her in-laws are usually mean and rude to her. Glares because of what a kid said doesn't constitute their overall treatment of her. And when you said that it doesn't matter that they are related to her husband, well, yeah it kind of does. I think it's easy to say that but sometimes you just have to compromise because that's what marriage is about. If they treat her like shit, that's different. But just because they aren't her favorite people doesn't mean she can't put up with them every once in a while. Same goes for him toward her relatives. Sometimes dealing with it is part of life.