By theybitchaboutgnomesbutnotthis?? - 31/05/2013 22:25 - United Kingdom - Exeter

Today, thanks to an idiotic, "hilariously edgy" advert that screened in the very early evening, my 6-year-old son keeps repeating the phrase "I want a vasectomy" to everyone he sees. I've never received so many dirty looks in my life. FML
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misspandamonium 27

Well, look on the bright side; your son has excellent eloquence. Most six-year-olds can't pronounce vasectomy.

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Welshite 39

Some advertisements and commercials have gotten ridiculous nowadays.I remember sitting with my parents when ads for erectile dysfunction and a healthy sex life came on. It was a silent, awkward 45 seconds every time.

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ThatGuyWhoTalks 10

Your mom is Mr. Krabs?

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ThatGuyWhoTalks 10

Idk, switched my posts. I was commenting on the toilet flush and wash hands once a day post and my comment was posted here.

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ThatGuyWhoTalks 10

I hope a moderator deletes mu post. I feel stupid now xP

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ironichalibut 24

Vasectomies save money, and Saturday nights.

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PenguinBitch 43

You're probably wishing you've had one huh?

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misspandamonium 27

Well, look on the bright side; your son has excellent eloquence. Most six-year-olds can't pronounce vasectomy.

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Azeri_fml 11

Do you mean excellent pronunciation?

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Zebediabolical 39

*elocution At least I think that's the word you meant. Eloquence is choosing the right words for flowing and persuasive speech. Elocution is pronouncing them properly and forcefully like a professional politician. I'm not sure either really fits.

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MrSassypants 32

I think it is elocution. Most politicians main concerns have to deal with vasectomies and whatnot, right? RIGHT!?

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ironichalibut 24

Sounds like a wrestlers handle. THE ELOCUTIONER! Bringing pain and well worded insults to the ring.

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Welshite 39

Some advertisements and commercials have gotten ridiculous nowadays.I remember sitting with my parents when ads for erectile dysfunction and a healthy sex life came on. It was a silent, awkward 45 seconds every time.

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bethers_ 22

This is Bob. Bob has a BIG spring of confidence...

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monnanon 13

this is a grocery store ad tho. look up Aldi nappy advert and you'll probably see it.

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SpamPam 18

He could have said "I want to get my tubes tied!"

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annie_nk 22

Sometimes I wonder if those who give dirty looks ever had kids. Kids are very impressionable and repeat almost everything they see. Plus it's not always the parents fault if the kid says something dirty or off the wall.

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lilhellian 26

My mom actually told me about how when I was about five. Someone was yelling random curses, I ended up yelling them at my teacher.

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annie_nk 22

That's funny! I'm sure every kid has one of those moments. When I was a kid, my sister told me that giving someone the middle finger meant I love you. I immediately ran to my mom and flipped her off. :S

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raven_of_azarath 34

But parents can't monitor their kids 24/7. There's when they are at friends' houses, or being watched at a baby sitter. Plus kids movies are filled with innuendos.

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zango1 15

Sucks in the short term term but eventually you'll see the funny side because that is funny as hell.

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Enslaved 36

The first time he said it, you should have pulled him to the side and explained that it's when they cut him under his pee-pee (or whatever terms your call his privates). If he continues to say it after that, you have much bigger problems than his great parroting skills.

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Olympiakos10 15

Kids are better parrots than parrots.

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nbandofbrothers 10

Well at least he won't ever get a girl pregnant.

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kumonsucks 7

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

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annie_nk 22

Um no. Your testicles don't get tied (ow!). A tube gets snipped. And you still ****. It's semen that comes out, not sperm.

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DocBastard 38

Kumonsucks - *you're curious *any more Maybe if you paid more attention in Kumon your grammar wouldn't suck. Oh, and your explanation of a vasectomy sucks too.

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botanistjessica 24

Yeah, they snip the vas deferens (tube from which sperm ejects into the semen from the seminal vesicles). Vasectomies can also be reversed. They're pretty minimally invasive, compared to the lady version.

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GhostChickens 17

I laughed for longer than I should have at this comment. The mental image of balls knotted together was just too much.

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