Love, Weddings and Geek: Bad omen

Bad omen

By weddingblues - 30/05/2011 04:19 - United States

Today, my fiancé informed me he didn't want a regular wedding cake, he wants a Batman cake. I have nothing against this, except that he already decided the wedding theme would be Star Wars. Essentially, I'm marrying a child. FML

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By minnie - 23/10/2019 04:00 - Australia

Today, my fiancée suggested a 'Back To The Future' - themed wedding. FML

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By Ringless - 25/02/2010 21:47 - United States

Today, my fiancée and I were selecting our wedding cake. The wedding is now off since I refused to buy her the "dream" wedding cake she wanted because it was chocolate. She called me childish and cheap. I'm highly allergic to chocolate. FML

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By cestquoicebordel?? - 14/08/2012 22:50 - France

Today, my fiancée showed me her wedding plans. It will be themed on one of her video games, the best man will be dressed as an alien warlord, and the vows talk about how we'll beat the odds and be blessed by the "Goddess Kalahira". Apparently, I have no say in this. FML

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Thematical

By Anonymous - 22/08/2024 13:00

Today, at our wedding, my groomsmen had a lightsaber fight on the dance floor. Everyone was laughing and the kids loved it. My wife burst into tears, started screaming that we ruined her fairytale wedding, and stormed out. Our entire relationship started when we met at the cinema when Star Wars was on. FML

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Joyful news!

By AGeeksWife - 12/09/2012 07:03 - United States - Saukville

Today, I learned that I'm expecting twins. A boy and a girl. My husband, upon finding out about this, immediately suggested that we give them Star Wars names. But not Luke and Leia. Oh no. He wants to name them Darth and Vayda. And he is absolutely serious about this. FML

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All weddings are themed

By Anonymous - 01/07/2020 20:08

Today, I went to pick up my wedding dress from the seamstress, only to find out that my fiancé called two weeks ago to say I wanted the dress "tie-dyed to match our new theme." She believed him. Our wedding is tomorrow. FML

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By cherrycokeee - 06/02/2010 18:29 - France

Today, my boyfriend of two years said he would finally take me somewhere romantic. I spent my day at a Star Wars convention. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/10/2010 09:07 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend said he wants a Hello Kitty wedding. FML

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By Brenda Trejo - 17/01/2018 01:30

Today, my fiancé asked his 13-year-old sister what role she wanted in our upcoming wedding. Her response was "Saying I object!" FML

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By Anonymous - 15/10/2013 20:16 - United States - Chicago

Today, my fiancé's best friend, who will be our best man at our wedding, decided to confess his feelings for me and tell me how he's always dreamed of us eloping together. The wedding is going to be awkward. FML

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Monday 30 May 2011 12:02

If you're marrying him, you should be well aware of his preferences and behavior, darling...

awaywiththefairi_fml_fml 8

Monday 30 May 2011 12:02

Oh You poor thing! reception at Chuckie Cheese?

Comments

Fortitudine 3

Tuesday 31 May 2011 9:57

Um.... No. You're marrying a nerd.

alwaysannaxox 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 11:26

is he serious?

practicesafesax 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 12:40

Uhm, actually I quite like your fiancé's choices... that makes me a child?

Trololololololo_fml 7

Tuesday 31 May 2011 13:14

You're sooo lucky.

mima77 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 15:45

Awe lighten up. It might be amusing and fun. Btw you picked him.

25shark 5

Tuesday 31 May 2011 15:46

move to another country, change ur name, and get plastic surgery

Zacky_Vengeance 6

Tuesday 31 May 2011 16:15

That's just awesome.

sulhaq 4

Tuesday 31 May 2011 16:17

You should have known about his preferences WELL BEFORE he even proposed. Your yes implies you embraced his inner nerd. So now quit yer bitchin' Although, Batman cake and Star Wars theme? Completely stupid.