Love: Bad omen

Bad omen

By nycgirl424 - 05/02/2009 22:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of two years sent me a text message saying, "Don't worry I'm gonna break up with her soon. Love you." FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2010 05:21 - United States

Today, I woke up to a text from my boyfriend that said "Dude, I think she knows I'm going to break up with her." FML

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You deserved it 2 779

By Canadagirl - 24/08/2017 01:30

Today, my boyfriend of seven and a half years broke up with me. By text message. FML

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You deserved it 317

By Anonymous - 06/11/2009 06:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told his best friend to text my sister telling her to tell me that he was breaking up with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 844

You deserved it 2 989

By Anonymous - 27/09/2009 12:17 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML

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You deserved it 4 261

By whatever - 24/11/2012 07:02 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my long-distance boyfriend broke up with me. Tomorrow he should be getting the super long love letter that I poured my heart into and sent him a week ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 238

You deserved it 2 486

By JJ - 14/11/2009 03:07 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend of three years sent me a text saying: "I don't think we can see each other anymore, the nights were great, but I think I'm falling in love with Julie". I'm Julie. FML

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You deserved it 2 936

By hmacy - 01/10/2017 01:30

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message while we were having sex. FML

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You deserved it 542

Is this Brexit?

By Anonymous - 05/09/2019 05:03 - Canada - Toronto

Today, in the same sentence, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to "spend the rest of his life with me," and "I want to break up with you because I can't face your family." FML

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You deserved it 169

Cheeky

By BALEIGHLOVE17 - 20/05/2011 05:46

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years broke up with me. Ten minutes after, he called me asking how to change his relationship status on Facebook. FML

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You deserved it 3 749

By Anonymous - 24/09/2009 04:52 - United States

Today, I was planning on breaking up with my girlfriend of five years in two days time. She just mailed me a care package that said, "I'd die without you." FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 800

You deserved it 13 648

whatwhat 0

Friday 6 February 2009 16:35

send him a reply

mleugim 0

Friday 6 February 2009 16:31

wo! you must feeling sad... let him go...

Comments

mskimbelinapham 5

Thursday 23 August 2012 7:25

I'd dump him!

Baller_Bob 17

Saturday 21 December 2013 18:20

Sorry to hear that

doglover100 28

Wednesday 12 February 2014 4:54

Break up with him first.

Isuckatthis 18

Sunday 18 May 2014 15:10

You/he forgot a comma after "worry"

brendejafulable 41

Tuesday 16 September 2014 7:04

ouch.

Annihilator257 15

Thursday 5 February 2015 6:51

Don't reply and leave him first.

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Bad omen

Same thing different taste

Is this Brexit?

Cheeky

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