Love: Bad omen - FML

Bad omen

By nycgirl424 - 05/02/2009 22:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of two years sent me a text message saying, "Don't worry I'm gonna break up with her soon. Love you." FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2010 05:21 - United States

Today, I woke up to a text from my boyfriend that said "Dude, I think she knows I'm going to break up with her." FML

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By Canadagirl - 24/08/2017 01:30

Today, my boyfriend of seven and a half years broke up with me. By text message. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2009 06:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told his best friend to text my sister telling her to tell me that he was breaking up with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2009 12:17 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML

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By whatever - 24/11/2012 07:02 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my long-distance boyfriend broke up with me. Tomorrow he should be getting the super long love letter that I poured my heart into and sent him a week ago. FML

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By JJ - 14/11/2009 03:07 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend of three years sent me a text saying: "I don't think we can see each other anymore, the nights were great, but I think I'm falling in love with Julie". I'm Julie. FML

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By hmacy - 01/10/2017 01:30

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message while we were having sex. FML

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Is this Brexit?

By Anonymous - 05/09/2019 05:03 - Canada - Toronto

Today, in the same sentence, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to "spend the rest of his life with me," and "I want to break up with you because I can't face your family." FML

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By BALEIGHLOVE17 - 20/05/2011 05:46

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years broke up with me. Ten minutes after, he called me asking how to change his relationship status on Facebook. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2009 04:52 - United States

Today, I was planning on breaking up with my girlfriend of five years in two days time. She just mailed me a care package that said, "I'd die without you." FML

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whatwhat 0

Friday 6 February 2009 16:35

send him a reply

mleugim 0

Friday 6 February 2009 16:31

wo! you must feeling sad... let him go...

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skankamaggot 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 13:17

I think you should just pee on his ipod. And in his car. And in his bed.

HyperFlirt 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 21:03

Leave him.

Kurlzz 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 5:15

Thats terrible :( ! Pull a Carrie Underwood on this douchebag.

_violet_ 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 21:13

There are wayy to many cheater stories on FML. Kinda worries me

sarsmikfia 1

Monday 4 May 2009 3:23

SOOOOOO hilarious!

bigotcretin 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 3:39

#6 needs to die soon of natural selection.

xJO_DIEx 0

Monday 12 July 2010 10:54

dump him first

CRlovers123 0

Wednesday 11 August 2010 3:20

maybe he uh sent it to you on purpose ? uhmm okay no sorry break up with him before he breaks up with u?

andean07 0

Sunday 16 January 2011 1:07

the sad part is that u will probably believe his lie and take him back....fool

Gunz24 0

Tuesday 18 January 2011 19:00

text him ' glad you sent me that mistaken text. now I don't feel so bad about dumping you for the guy I've been thinking about during sex everytime. '

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Today, after about a year of keeping it a secret from my girlfriend, I told her about my foot fetish. She said "EWWWWWWWW!" and left. She's ignoring my calls and has changed her relationship status to single on Facebook. FML

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Today, while having hot passionate sex with my boyfriend, while I was moaning his name, he was coming to release and yelled out, "NO, THIS IS PATRICK!" His name isn't Patrick. FML

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Today, is the third day since I opened my small coffee shop. My parents had given me a nice frame to put my first dollar from working in. I had to sneak in a dollar from my own wallet so they wouldn't know how bad business was when they came to visit. FML

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Today, I hit my head on the steering wheel when I sneezed. I managed to honk the horn and the guy next to me couldn't stop laughing. FML

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Today, on my way home to Bordeaux after a weekend in Paris, I had the pleasure of being sat next to a man who took out all the peanuts from a packet, counted them one by one, then sorted them into piles of five. This went on for an hour. FML

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