Bad pig!

By otter - 17/08/2011 02:05 - United States

Today, my potbellied pig ate my neighbor's award-winning flower garden, that she has been growing for almost three years. She'd told me that she was bringing the judges of the competition, in which she was in line to win $300, to her house in two days. I have yet to tell her. FML
I agree, your life sucks 25 665
You deserved it 16 643

Same thing different taste

Top comments

androiddestroya 7

you have a pet pig!? lucky!!!!! :D

You need to tell her. The sooner the better.

Comments

Quite a cheap competition. Easy, you were out of town, except for lunch time.

It ruined the whole garden? I could understand if maybe it left your sight for a second and nabbed something, but that much destruction? YDI, you clearly weren't watching your pet. YDI again for not telling the neighbour. You're officially a huge jerk.

DjBlaze 0

I wouldn't admit it, how can she prove it was your pig? Smoke a blunt and laugh at her

bizarre_ftw 21

Why do you have a potbellied pig and how did it get into your neighbor's garden?

For_Real_Deal 0

Uh-oh ur pig is gonna get it.... Bacon in exchange for flowers

Did anyone else think of abner from Hey Arnold?

That's what you get for keeping bacon as a pet.