Animals and Miscellaneous: Bad pig!

Bad pig!

By otter - 17/08/2011 02:05 - United States

Today, my potbellied pig ate my neighbor's award-winning flower garden, that she has been growing for almost three years. She'd told me that she was bringing the judges of the competition, in which she was in line to win $300, to her house in two days. I have yet to tell her. FML

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By scully11 - 02/08/2011 18:36 - Canada

Today, my old neighbor pelted me with apples when I walked out the door. I ducked for cover and asked what her problem was. She yelled, "You took fresh peas from my garden!" I looked at her garden, only to see my dad tiptoeing back to our lawn, laughing and holding a bag full of peas. FML

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By its still broken - 11/06/2015 00:13 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, my neighbor came over to borrow my lawnmower. As I have previously loaned it to him and he returned it broken, I refused. He then promptly ate the strawberries off my daughter's small strawberry plant and stormed off. FML

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androiddestroya 7

Wednesday 17 August 2011 8:41

you have a pet pig!? lucky!!!!! :D

moonlight970 0

Wednesday 17 August 2011 8:41

You need to tell her. The sooner the better.

Comments

sylphy 0

Wednesday 17 August 2011 15:05

Damn kid, feed your pig! If he was full he wouldn't be eating the flowers! Also how did he get in there in the first place and how did you not notice until he ate the whole thing? I'd just blame it on a deer or something.

lollipop77_fml 6

Wednesday 17 August 2011 15:12

Sssshhhh, and hope the neighbour doesn't read fml's; or fess up and be ready for the fall out

Lenho 26

Wednesday 17 August 2011 15:14

I think YDI for letting your pig loose. It sucks for your neighbour, tho. And yeah, you should tell her. Like others said: the sooner the better.

muchagente 5

Wednesday 17 August 2011 15:21

she wouldn't have won anyway. you spare her a disappointment, that's what you do. and your pig is fed. win-win, it seems to me.

SorrowFull 8

Wednesday 17 August 2011 15:52

How could she not know your pig ate her flowers? Why was your pig out eating neighbors flowers? Who the hell has a pig for a pet anyways?

princebby 2

Wednesday 17 August 2011 16:55

Pigs are easier to train than some cats and dogs.

SorrowFull 8

Wednesday 17 August 2011 19:02

I will take your word for it, but my Mini-Schnauzer is tops.

djdumont 0

Wednesday 17 August 2011 16:29

Clinton it! DENY DENY DENY!

loserman67 35

Wednesday 17 August 2011 16:31

Even things up - roast the pig and invite her over for a BBQ. Tell her as she is diving into a pulled pork sandwich. The meat should taste devine, having all those flowers the pig ate inside of him. yummmmmy