Intimacy: Bad timing - FML

Bad timing

By KrissyBearr - 31/12/2011 01:36 - United States

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Today, while having sex, I told my boyfriend that I loved him. I could feel him go soft inside me. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2011 19:16 - United States

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Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML

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By MulticoloredSlug - 13/10/2016 10:57 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated. We were having a lot of fun until I decided I wanted to be on top. He instantly got soft. FML

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By robm - 26/07/2010 20:15 - United States

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Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he told me I was the love of his life. Afterwards, he clarified his statement. I was the love of his life, because I was in his life at that moment. FML

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By Paicked - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, my boyfriend told me he loves me. Instead of saying it back, I had a panic attack. FML

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By awkwardbf - 09/09/2009 01:26 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was sitting on my boyfriend's lap and we were hanging out, talking, and enjoying each other's company. Then he looked into my eyes and right when I thought he was going to kiss me, he said, "I can feel your heartbeat on my dick." FML

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By princess - 12/04/2014 21:01 - United States - San Marcos

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Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky, and I whispered that I love him. He immediately lost his boner, and a few minutes later "remembered" he had to be somewhere else. FML

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By Great. - 18/05/2012 15:05 - United States - Billings

Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. He responded by fist pumping. FML

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Repetition

By Fuck - 25/02/2015 21:39 - United States - Fowler

Spicy

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. In the middle of it, he started saying in deep voice, "Enter, exit." Over and over. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/03/2013 08:56 - United States

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Today, while having sex with my husband, he went soft. When I asked him what happened he said, "I'm about to fall asleep." He then plopped down on my chest and began to snore. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2010 06:16 - United States

Spicy

Today, while making a move in a board game that helped my boyfriend win, he got all excited and said "I love you, babe." I smiled until I realized this was the first time he told me that other than when he wants a blow-job. FML

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Top comments

herrobear 0

Saturday 31 December 2011 6:51

I always say I love you when having sex with my girlfriend. Why would I be having sex if I didn't love her? Forever happy. (:

eyeIoveyou 4

Saturday 31 December 2011 6:43

the blood from his erection rushed up to his heart and made it pump faster because of the loving feeling he was getting :']

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jhb33 4

Sunday 1 January 2012 8:01

If my girlfriend said that I'd get harder

rlconn 8

Sunday 1 January 2012 8:14

I'm so sorry for you... Do not take it as something you did wrong, he just isn't worth your love...

Lilacware 4

Sunday 1 January 2012 8:31

He probably wasn't expecting it.

Lilacware 4

Sunday 1 January 2012 8:39

That's very good advice.

CynthiaHarry1993 0

Sunday 1 January 2012 11:44

That's awful. Happened to me too =[

BaconBoy75 2

Sunday 1 January 2012 14:12

Ouch. Sorry honey. Some guys are just morons. Don't let this break your heart too much.

toryfee 0

Sunday 1 January 2012 17:05

Some things shouldn't even be alloud on fml.com.... This is one of those things.

evebright 5

Sunday 1 January 2012 18:48

That means he came. Good job. Next time say it with his johnson in your mouth. Guys love that. Why? No clue. Dumb if you ask me.

HunterDavis 0

Sunday 1 January 2012 20:17

That's the power of love!

g_sam99 2

Sunday 1 January 2012 21:15

A guy I was into did the same thing to me. It was phone sex, and we weren't even together but... It definitely killed the mood, only because it took me by surprise, though. I did feel the same way.

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