Bad vibes

By Epiphany - 19/07/2012 09:01 - United States

Today, I finally realized how depressed I am when I found bubble wrap and didn't feel like popping it. FML
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chriswright1888 10

Man, you really are depressed! That blows. :(

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Demonfish 14

There is only one solution!: bacon, bacon is your salvation from this terrible depression!

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raraisbang 12

Unless OP is allergic to bacon.

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

But...but... I thought bubble wrap made everything better D; (Sorry if this comment posts twice; my phone is messing up).

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olpally 32

Nope, it didn't post twice. You're good :) and I thought so too... :( Very sad day when you're so depressed you won't pop bubble wrap. :(

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SweetJTBR 22

Bubble wrap DOES make everything better. Oh the poor soul who can't enjoy the glorious joys of bubble wrap... It crushes me just to think about it. Good luck OP! Life will get better! Soon, you shall again enjoy the mighty bubble wrap! :)

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coletrain11 5

Tis a sad day, indeed.

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DocBastard 38

My god, you poor bastard! We must act fast to get you out of your funk. I prescribe 1 bar of chocolate, dark. STAT! May repeat the dose if the first is ineffective.

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TxCountryBeauty 10

And how is the situation not fixed by that??? I'm happy when I'm turned on... Unless there is no one around then that's utterly depressing and frustrating... *in tiny print- Do not try this at home if you are allergic to cocoa beans, milk, sugar. Do not eat chocolate to cure depression if you don't have a partner to satisfy you. May cause smiles, and satisfied tummies. If you allergic then it may cause sneezing, itching, a swollen throat, and other horrible things. Also may cause excessive boners.

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nightfire2258 24

I always look forward to your comments doc.

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SweetJTBR 22

Well 43, while 70% of the people may show hornyness under prolonged consumption of Chocolate, it gets almost everyone happy (I can't recall the exact percentage). And, as the next comment said, hornyness usually makes people happy. Trust me, this is what my thesis was about!

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Jaxx66 21

SweetJTBR, I wish to read your thesis! It sounds very interesting, and makes me curious. Why dark chocolate, Doc? Can't it be milk or white? Dark is bitter, and only yummy in cookies. (at least that's my opinion on it)

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SweetJTBR 22

Well Jaxx, I can answer that question, but you may have some trouble reading my thesis if you don't speak Spanish, as you see, English isn't my first language :3 Anyways, Dark chocolate is the one that offers more benefits compared to milk chocolate or white chocolate. An example would be circulatory benefits. Studies have shown that regular consumption of dark chocolate reduces blood pressure moderately, and well, there's many other benefits really! (If some of those terms aren't correct, well, I can speak English but some of those medical terms just win against me :D)

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Buntstift 3

If Bacon doesnt help, i cant help you :(

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flockz 19

pooping is pretty fun. massages make you feel pretty good. cake is tasty. video games take you away from your depressed life. so the only solution is to eat cake while you're pooping, while getting a back massage and playing video games, all at the same time! in fact thats what i'm doing now. i typed this with my toes.

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iTransform 8

What the hell did i just read? O_o

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greenie213 23

What the hell is wrong with you people. This comment was absolutely hilarious.

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outoftown 26

sometimes comments are so bad they are good :)

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bookwormsteph 3

Loved this comment. Kinda made my day.

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olpally 32

Super sad face bro. D: just try and pop one bubble... That would be a start.

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