Mental health, Depression and Health: Bad vibes - FML

Bad vibes

By Epiphany - 19/07/2012 09:01 - United States

Today, I finally realized how depressed I am when I found bubble wrap and didn't feel like popping it. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2013 22:57 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I came across some bubble wrap. Turned out it was a special type of bubble wrap that cannot be popped. FML

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By BarryShitpeas - 19/09/2013 15:18 - United Kingdom - Cranbrook

Today, my enjoyment of popping bubble wrap was yet again ruined by my excessive OCD tendencies. FML

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By MyDeliveriesCanWait - 24/08/2019 02:07

Today, I received the bubble wrap that I'd ordered. When I opened the box, almost every single bubble had been popped. At the bottom of the box, there was a sticky note that said, "Sorry." FML

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By Bigpoppa0507 - 31/08/2011 14:02 - Canada

Today, while playing with bubble wrap, I dislocated my thumb. FML

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By Jeweler - 26/06/2009 06:13 - United States

Today, my mom put some bubblewrap on my desk because she thought I would have fun with it. I'm 18. It was awesome. FML

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Hoarded in

By nola2005 - 01/10/2019 00:01

Today, as my gaze went from the cobwebs hanging from my ceiling to the opened and unopened Amazon boxes in the corners of my house, I realized I'm on my way to being a hoarder. I'm too tired and depressed to do anything about it. FML

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Life's a beach

By Anonymous - 22/04/2022 12:00

Today, I finally beat depression by going for a walk on the beach. I couldn't contain myself and happily played in waist-deep water as I walked. I realized my keys for my car, mail, house, and work had fallen out of my pockets and into the ocean, never to be seen again. FML

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By afraidofcans - 23/10/2012 16:01 - United States - Stafford

Today, after years of being terrified of those biscuit cans that pop when you unwrap them, I finally decided I'd open one myself. I'm sitting in the hospital with a sliced hand from the lid and can feel therapy in my future. FML

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By Broke Ass Hoe - 28/12/2017 15:00

Today, as I realized I'm too broke to go out and get more toilet paper, I noticed my cat chewing on something and tearing it apart. It was my last roll. FML

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By HomeAlone - 24/04/2016 04:45 - United States

Today, I went into the bathroom and got angry upon finding that once again, no one had bothered to put on a new roll of toilet paper. And then I remembered that I live alone. FML

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JiggaJayZ 16

Thursday 19 July 2012 17:26

Therapy my friend, therapy

Awahso 25

Thursday 19 July 2012 17:26

You poor soul :(

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xxjoshuaxx21 4

Thursday 19 July 2012 20:19

i know how you feel

vbmg152 18

Thursday 19 July 2012 20:48

Love your avatar!

xxjoshuaxx21 4

Monday 23 July 2012 20:24

thanks :)

happy2468 21

Thursday 19 July 2012 20:35

What?!

osm1989_fml 6

Thursday 19 July 2012 20:42

I think that too many FML posters throw terms like "depression" and "panic attack" and "mental breakdown" around to convince themselves that what they're posting is actually worth posting. Just a thought.

vbmg152 18

Thursday 19 July 2012 20:45

OMG! I'm over 50 & popping bubble wrap still makes me happy! If you're that sad, seek help! Bubble wrap is a cure all!

flutter4 7

Thursday 19 July 2012 20:50

Generally when you are depressed you don't enjoy things, and he obviously used to like to pop bubble wrap

KiddNYC1O 20

Thursday 19 July 2012 20:54

Shouldn't it only help for stress only? Try popping balloons and if that doesn't work try going to a hot air balloon show... Just make sure you only pop them on the ground.

bjf10 22

Thursday 19 July 2012 20:55

Doubleplus ungood. Time to go see a doctor.

kroekdog 7

Thursday 19 July 2012 20:59

I could never be that depressed.

KiddNYC1O 20

Thursday 19 July 2012 23:07

Want to bet?

hurrican_fml 0

Thursday 19 July 2012 21:51

And how did that make you feel?

aydanenyawillow 1

Thursday 19 July 2012 22:06

Aww you poor soul. I feel bad for you.

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Today, I returned home to my parents' house, drunk. Hungry, I grabbed a slice of bread and some butter and took two mouthfuls. Five hours later, my mother woke me up and dragged me to the kitchen. In the middle of the table was a buttered, half-eaten sponge. FML

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Today, I was giving a presentation in front of my class. Mid-speech, I felt a sudden urge to sneeze and tried to hold it in. Instead, I let out the most obnoxious, window-rattling sneeze imaginable, complete with a spray of snot, which landed on my notes. I think I traumatized my classmates for life. FML

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Today, while trying anal for the first time, my partner pulled out but the condom got stuck. It was left it dangling outta my butt. FML

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Today, as he has all day for the last 3 days, my husband has been playing Cyberpunk 2077. However, it's my birthday. When I mentioned this fact, I was told to just walk the 4 miles to the store and buy a cake, "if it matters so much." I have celiac and he spent our grocery money on the game. FML

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Today, I went to the new Walmart to buy a space heater. After dodging cones in the parking lot and trying to open several doors while employees looked on, I checked the sign, which said "24 hours." I then realized it stated that the grand opening is tomorrow. I'm now sitting in my apartment, shivering. FML

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Today, I had to wait outside Starbucks. While standing, I started daydreaming and didn't notice I had been staring at a table beside the window for a long time. Suddenly, someone came up to me and said, "Try not to be so obvious." Sitting at the table was a girl with a huge cleavage. FML

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Today, I had a lunch meeting with important people from my company. While drinking from my wine glass someone cracked a joke, causing me to snort a fountain of wine all over my lap, splashing the people next to me. The horrified look on my boss's face sitting opposite me said everything. FML

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Today, I had to listen from the next room as my dad cheated on his girlfriend with his married boss. He's 57, looks like a troll, and doesn't smell much better than one either. Meanwhile I'm 24 and couldn't get laid, much less get a date, if my life depended on it. FML

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