Mental health, Depression and Health: Bad vibes - FML

Bad vibes

By Epiphany - 19/07/2012 09:01 - United States

Today, I finally realized how depressed I am when I found bubble wrap and didn't feel like popping it. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2013 22:57 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I came across some bubble wrap. Turned out it was a special type of bubble wrap that cannot be popped. FML

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You deserved it 4 924

By BarryShitpeas - 19/09/2013 15:18 - United Kingdom - Cranbrook

Today, my enjoyment of popping bubble wrap was yet again ruined by my excessive OCD tendencies. FML

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You deserved it 5 775

By MyDeliveriesCanWait - 24/08/2019 02:07

Today, I received the bubble wrap that I'd ordered. When I opened the box, almost every single bubble had been popped. At the bottom of the box, there was a sticky note that said, "Sorry." FML

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By Bigpoppa0507 - 31/08/2011 14:02 - Canada

Today, while playing with bubble wrap, I dislocated my thumb. FML

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You deserved it 14 645

By Jeweler - 26/06/2009 06:13 - United States

Today, my mom put some bubblewrap on my desk because she thought I would have fun with it. I'm 18. It was awesome. FML

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You deserved it 43 697

Hoarded in

By nola2005 - 01/10/2019 00:01

Today, as my gaze went from the cobwebs hanging from my ceiling to the opened and unopened Amazon boxes in the corners of my house, I realized I'm on my way to being a hoarder. I'm too tired and depressed to do anything about it. FML

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Life's a beach

By Anonymous - 22/04/2022 12:00

Today, I finally beat depression by going for a walk on the beach. I couldn't contain myself and happily played in waist-deep water as I walked. I realized my keys for my car, mail, house, and work had fallen out of my pockets and into the ocean, never to be seen again. FML

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You deserved it 510

By afraidofcans - 23/10/2012 16:01 - United States - Stafford

Today, after years of being terrified of those biscuit cans that pop when you unwrap them, I finally decided I'd open one myself. I'm sitting in the hospital with a sliced hand from the lid and can feel therapy in my future. FML

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You deserved it 4 447

By Broke Ass Hoe - 28/12/2017 15:00

Today, as I realized I'm too broke to go out and get more toilet paper, I noticed my cat chewing on something and tearing it apart. It was my last roll. FML

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You deserved it 606

By HomeAlone - 24/04/2016 04:45 - United States

Today, I went into the bathroom and got angry upon finding that once again, no one had bothered to put on a new roll of toilet paper. And then I remembered that I live alone. FML

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Top comments

JiggaJayZ 16

Thursday 19 July 2012 17:26

Therapy my friend, therapy

Awahso 25

Thursday 19 July 2012 17:26

You poor soul :(

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SwagPuppet 3

Thursday 19 July 2012 17:49

Reading this made me depressed. I'm sorry OP. That is no bueno.

awesomeAlexx0 0

Thursday 19 July 2012 17:50

I'm so sorry man

A_KoRn_Fan 0

Thursday 19 July 2012 17:55

Awwww!:c

perdix 29

Thursday 19 July 2012 17:56

There are two diseases that can cause this: First is Clinical Depression which can be treated with drugs and therapy. The other is fatal and incurable: you're growing up :(

SweetJTBR 22

Thursday 19 July 2012 20:47

I know how to treat the latter. You may grow up, but as long as you keep your inner child alive, you may never have to stop popping bubbles ;)

Objectofdespair 1

Thursday 19 July 2012 17:57

You need help

medichick 5

Thursday 19 July 2012 17:57

Oh no!!!! You better get some help ASAP!!!

SouthernPride95 19

Thursday 19 July 2012 18:06

What???!!!!

greenie213 23

Thursday 19 July 2012 18:09

Monster. Lots of monster.

mya1234 4

Thursday 19 July 2012 18:15

You poor soul... try some nutella

Keep_It_Hot99 8

Thursday 19 July 2012 18:20

Oh shit, whyyy!?!! Go get help. Now. That is some serious depression if you can't pop even one.

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Today, during a dinner party, some friends brought up how sweet, innocent and caring they thought I was. I had to sit there as my drunk boyfriend cut them off and loudly argue that I was neither sweet nor innocent, and really nothing that special at all. FML

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Today, as I was putting on sports shoes to get to a job interview in a hurry, a man ran past me and grabbed my formal shoes while shouting, "Ninja!" Try explaining to the guy at the interview why I was wearing sneakers with a skirt suit. FML

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Today, I was at a friend's house when his dad told me that he had Photoshopped his face onto a woman's body. I looked at the photo and said it was gross, disgusting, and weird. Later on, my friend told me that the photo was actually a picture of his dad's twin sister. FML

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Today, my wedding celebration came to an awkward pause when my dad slapped my mom across the face and called her a whore after she admitted to having an affair. FML

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Today, as I tried to get out of bed, I got my foot tangled in my sheets. I reached out to my dresser to avoid falling flat on my face. I didn't fall, but I did manage to smash my fingers in the drawer while still trapped in the sheets. FML

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Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML

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Today, desperate after a very painful breakup, I poured my heart and soul out to my old teddy bear. When I finished, I asked what he would do in my situation. Right on cue, a gust of wind came through the window and sent him falling off the windowsill and crashing head-first onto the floor. FML

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