Bailed out

By poorchild - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had to bail both my parents out of jail. They'd thought it would be fun to go streaking. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 740
You deserved it 3 026
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saIty 17

Tell em to hit me up next time. We'll streak like no other have ever done before.

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breadfruit 0

I bet they were testing your loyalty to see if you would pay their bail. Next up: arson!

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seximexi911 10

Haha I hope you get something good out of this. It's cool because now you get to **** up twice and it still be ok. At least I hope it would. Lol Don't let them forget about this.

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p3mguin 7

It seems like your parents got a case *puts on sunglasses* OF THE COLD. YEAHHHHHH1!1!1!!!!1!

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missamazinggg 12

CSI: Miami reference.

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p3mguin 7

When they were streaking they were probably cold. Now furthermore a cold case had to do with police TROLL

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Hearon20 0

Money = mostly cotton and linen, neither of which grow on a tree.

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Kornlover 9

#27, U.S. paper money is made from a 75% cotton - 25% linen blend, not paper.

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Okamigurl 16

Are these the same ones you had to bail out for having sex behind a bush?

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dougierocks 13

Why don't they just get high like all the other parents? Noooo, they gotta go do something heinous...

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