Bake off

By sadman - 07/05/2011 23:10 - United States

Today, it's my three month anniversary with my girlfriend and so I decided to bake her a cake from scratch. It took me three hours, a call to my mom, three different recipe books, and half my pantry. On the way to her house, I stopped to pick up flowers and left the cake in the car. It melted. FML
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chaos212 10

You would have been ok with just the flowers man. Who celebrates 3 months anyway?

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BitchingNuzeh 0

You mean me? (Grammar Nazi)

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koolbop56 0

that's nothing! imagine what will happen when you try to catch her a whale for your 56 month anniversary!

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HeavyMetalViking 0

**** you the cake is a lie. The cake is a lie!

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YayorNay 8

Can't believe they didn't have it for the second one.

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jja1990 0

Next time, don't bake her an ice cream cake.

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itz_towelie 6

this is why you don't make cakes out of ice

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Pretty_Pink_Lady 10

Or the wicked witch of the west.

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ambowew 7

**** the cakes life more like, you insensitive bitch.

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rockinguitar 4

you do know that anniversary means yearly right? ... not 3 months

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abceasyas123abc 12

Haha, exactly!

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melons 44

Indeed - Anniversary: The annually recurring date of a past event. Thank you for pointing this out. This is one of my pet hates.

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Livinia 11

It melted? Wow, how hot was it in your car?!

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j_cat187 19

baked cakes are the best, icecream cakes blow balls

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YayorNay 8

3 months, 3 hours, and 3 different books? Something is suspicious.

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KatrinaKitten 16

Let me guess. There were three dozen flowers.

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thisismitch 3

you sir, are a gentleman and a scholar

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HeavyMetalViking 0

85, you have three thumbs up, you suspicious piece of.... *4th thumbs up* oh wait, nevermind.

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xrainbowshadowx 17

Say bye-bye to tuna melts and say hello to cake melts. Seriously though, how did your baked cake melt?

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