Bake off

By sadman - 07/05/2011 23:10 - United States

Today, it's my three month anniversary with my girlfriend and so I decided to bake her a cake from scratch. It took me three hours, a call to my mom, three different recipe books, and half my pantry. On the way to her house, I stopped to pick up flowers and left the cake in the car. It melted. FML
I agree, your life sucks 41 655
You deserved it 11 777

Same thing different taste

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You would have been ok with just the flowers man. Who celebrates 3 months anyway?

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basically, noone believes your 333 story. and even if they did... it's a cake. so easy to bake. u must be a muppet to screw up so bad!

three months is not a ******* anniversary. You're probably one of those annoying couples that does "x months ♥♥♥♥♥ luv u bby" on each others' Facebook walls.

abceasyas123abc 12

Oh, let them have their fun. They'll take each other for granted soon enough but this way they'll have some nice memories of the limerence period to look back on.

KatrinaKitten 16

You sound bitter. I'm sorry, but you just do. Yes, they're annoying, but they're in love, or at leat think they do. Can people just care about each other and be in a relationship without someone wreaking their hate about? Apparently, not.

MrGold 0

Are you one of those guys who goes on Facebook looking at everyones wall and judging them because you have no one to care for you? Obviously not, especially while wielding a dick saber.

finally someone sees the light, I hate that more than anything. no not cause I'm jealous(happen to been with my gf for 3 years) but because anni=short for annual. stupid kids with their 3 month anniversaries and rap music. lol

KatrinaKitten 16

If you find someone's facebook wall posts "annoying", unfriend them. Simple as that!

RainbowHeadache 2

I don't understand posting those things on each others walls. Wouldn't perhaps...texting, calling, or seeing them and saying it in person be better? The only reason they post to each others walls like that is to "show off" their relationship that no one cares about but themselves. I never post anything to my boyfriends walls because if I want them to know something I call, or text. Not everyone needs to know that, "OMGZ I JUST HAVE THE BESTEST BOYFRAN EVAR." because odds are you've already told them a million times anyways.

KatrinaKitten 16

rainbow, I love your profile picture :) btw. And that's a good point. I guess it's different for every person. Some people choose to e more public with their relationship than others. You can pretty much judge how much people are annoyed with the post by the amount of (or lack thereof) of likes. Yeah, some people find Facebook to be better because they can share it with their friends who know of their relationship and they can all gush about it together. Again, unfriending is the answer to annoying status and wall posts. :)

RainbowHeadache 2

For some of my friends Facebook is the only way to get a hold of them. So unfriending isn't an option. I've actually done the deleting option but get bitched at because I deleted them. Then I have to explain that it's just Facebook and if you need to keep me updated on things going on in your life (which is what facebook is for) then you can call or text or for once, (since I live over an hour away from any friends in a small hick town) come see me. People are so impersonal now-a-days. I have plenty of friends but no one has visited me at my house since last year but are always saying, "we miss you come see us." And thank you. :]

RainbowHeadache 2

And I don't mind "I love you" posts when they're few and far between. That let's me appreciate them more because I'm not bombarded with them on my feed all day everyday. It's like someone constantly repeating your name or an overused phrase like "that's a shitty situation." after a while it gets incessantly annoying.

MrGold 0

Take your Chinese walls to Facebook not on fml.

Are a couple of you ten or something? Facebook is enough of a narcissistic hellhole anyway. You're with someone for three months? Congratulations. Want to be romantic? Great. Do it every other day of the year. Keep it off Facebook, Twitter, text messages, and so on because it is between you and your partner. End of story.

dezinspaaace 0

whats wrong with that? stfu.

Bitter? No. I've been with the girl I'm with now since January, and neither one of us are like that. We keep our relationship between us instead of flaunting it all over the place and making everyone around want to beat us with shovels. When every update on my news feed is from them saying "2 weeks down 4ever 2 go", it is annoying, but it's also entertaining when it falls apart after five months and they act like it's the worst thing ever to happen to them. They're not in love with each other, they're completely enamoured by the thought of each other because their relationship is young and they think it's going to last FoREVaAaa. Not hating on their happiness, just at their stupidity for celebrating weekaversaries/monthiversaries, when anniversaries are an annual thing (hence the anni).

it's the thought that counts.. and happy three month-averasary ?

*anniversary was it really that hard to spell? 0.o

KatrinaKitten 16

Was it really that hard to just not say anything and be a total douche about it? Apparently not.

guckylynn 19

umm 35 since anniversary is annual she was saying month-iversary, which is pretty common in reference to people who celebrate months in relationships.

^ this explains what I was meaning.. no need to be a twat on here 35

Katrina, you act like you don't know why ppl come on this site. We come here to laugh at others pain and tear them asunder. No srsly though, ppl come here with strong, often nasty opinions. Why are you so shocked? Don't cry for someone with a simple problem like this. It just sorta sucks.

You should have added M&Ms into that cake, everyone knows they melt in your mouth, not in your hands or car.

True, they don't melt in your hands... the colour just runs friggin everywhere

but everybody loves to hold the rainbow in their hands the rainbow man!! the rainbow!!!

127, would you like to hold my shit for a moment? because I eat stupidity and shit rainbows.

that reminds me of a friend of mine, he used to shit rainbows as well, then he died because it was actually a very dangerous disease you should go to a doctor

rayne2021 5

first of all 333, really? but even if this story was true(which I doubt) then what kind of weird ass cake did you make that it a) took 3 hrs to make, even w/ f*ck ups and be melted? What was it an ice cream cake? regular cake does melt and it certainly wouldn't take 'half' of your pantry. ur a retard

KatrinaKitten 16

I seriously laughed out loud, because I envisioned Justin Bieber saying this to Selena Gomez.

Well to be fair, that could have actually happened. It can take 3 hours to bake a cake from scratch (depends on what type of cake), and yes if you mess up you might have to start all over again. When the OP said that the cake melted, I think he meant the icing on the cake. Have you ever left a cake in the heat before? Not a pretty sight. As for the 333, I think OP might have been caught up in the whole 3 month "anniversary" while he typed this story or maybe it's just a coincidence. Lastly, have you ever heard of the word exaggerate? Yes! Say it with me, ex-ag-ger-ate.

MrGold 0

Huh, I should try baking an ice cream cake. Sounds logical.

RainbowHeadache 2

Cakes for anniversaries? Especially a 3 month one? Strange, OP. If you'd been together 50 years or more then hell, get a cake.

Awwwh, you're so sweet for her. I bet she liked it anyway. girls love it when guys do something for them. (:

Three months means you can introduce role playing into the bedroom. Sadly you ****** up the cake that's means it's missionary for tonight.

it was just under 100 degrees in OK today. so yes it could have melted