Barf!

By TPelekakis - 08/06/2016 17:01 - United States - Kingsport

Today, I lost the 5 pounds I had gained over the last few weeks. I had vowed to do whatever it took to lose that weight, and I actually did, when I caught a horrible stomach bug. I'd eat my words, but I'm pretty sure I'd just end up throwing them up. FML
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jamieblue6 16

Well I guess that's one way of losing weight haha

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Tripartita 44

You either need a doctor or somebody who specializes in words… might I suggest visiting an etymologist?

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AcieMcG 21

I lost over a lb after my BM today XD my boyfriend 'you're full of more sh*t than that' thanks lol

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drayloon 50

Hey, throwing up everything you eat gives you twice the taste with almost no calories, win-win

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BlockOfRedStone 25

5 pounds? I wouldn't be surprised if the food I eat in a single day is about 5 pounds. My weight varies in a day by 5-10 pounds. I don't think that anyone should worry about weighing a few pounds more than usual - for all you know that's just some extra muscle you built from working out the past few weeks.

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DoomedGemini 37

I don't like the "whatever it takes" thought.. Try different ways, sure, but check with health care professionals and make sure they're healthy. Hope you feel better soon though, op

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XandWacky 23

I lost seven pounds in one day due to a serious sickness. It's unsettling.

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dontknow1 19

Hey at least something good came out of it.

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DocDrose 20

Horrible horrible karma... or irony?

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Mahtari 19

I lose about 5lbs every time I take a dump

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superlloyd 15

you would only eat your words had you been incorrect.

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