By sagecamreyyy - 06/11/2018 15:30

Today, three days after my "friend" tried to cut all my hair off while I was asleep, she tried to poison me with a random chemical that was under my sink. She then told me she wanted me dead because I touched her senpai. Her senpai is my brother. FML
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Callyn 47

Weaboo or actual Japanese person? Either way, get a restraining order.

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BurnInDemonFire 34

Tell him to help you sort it out, and that he needs to keep her away from you until she's calmed down.

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Callyn 47

Weaboo or actual Japanese person? Either way, get a restraining order.

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zuckerburg 21

dude, this is a criminal offense. Screw the restraining order. that crazy needs to be in jail

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Seeya55 31

Weeaboo, 14 years old and crazy; most likely!

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BurnInDemonFire 34

Tell him to help you sort it out, and that he needs to keep her away from you until she's calmed down.

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mekiswrite 21

If she's doing shit like this, HE probably doesn't want to be around her either.

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BurnInDemonFire 34

True, but he's senpai, so the risk to him is minimal at the moment, and he can use that to prevent his sister from being hurt, or murdered.

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WHSKitty4ever 23

She’s crazy and wtf exactly is a Sendak? The UD definition I found didn’t make any sense to me.

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weaboo 12

It means upperclassman in Japanese and it’s a fetish for some people

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Allie614032 34

Keep her away from your brother too. If she gets this jealous of his sister, who knows how crazy she'll go in case of a messy breakup? Better to cut it off now.

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maroongrad 13

FML unless you didn't report it to the police.... That "friend" needs serious help or a stint behind bars or the next time, the victim might have a much bigger problem! If your brother hasn't ejected this person from his life, he and you need a serious heart-to-heart and some counseling for him, because, damn!

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rodfergie 18

This is the type of chick that will kill the guy if he tries to break up with her.

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JasonThorn 20

The main question is...how did you find yourself in an anime world?

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Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20

someone played too.much yandere simulator

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Razell 13

Slap the anime out of her and tell her that attempted murder will not impress your brother.

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Mungolikecandy 19

She sounds like a potentially dangerous and disturbed individual. You would be best to get legal protections against her.

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