By sagecamreyyy - 06/11/2018 15:30

Today, three days after my "friend" tried to cut all my hair off while I was asleep, she tried to poison me with a random chemical that was under my sink. She then told me she wanted me dead because I touched her senpai. Her senpai is my brother. FML
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Callyn 47

Weaboo or actual Japanese person? Either way, get a restraining order.

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BurnInDemonFire 34

Tell him to help you sort it out, and that he needs to keep her away from you until she's calmed down.

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

Next time she tries to kill you, be sure to have your rasengan ready.

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Vita_1 30

Uhhh that’s attempted murder. You can press charges.

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GUYMAINE 16

You need to go to the police.

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zuckerburg 21

Attempted murder is a criminal offence. You should go to the police and have your "friend" arrested. Maybe that will tone down the crazy enough for her to become a contributing member of society and live out a normal life

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A Frenchy in Eire 31

She tried to poison you and she sent you a death threat. I'm pretty sure, that's enough for you to press charges and get a restraining order.

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Ksweety_fml 27

If I were you, I wouldn't be around her or trust her with my food.

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Balthios 6

If all else fails and she has a knife, you've got grounds to stab her.

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Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15

bust her head in and tell you brother his girlfriend is psychotic

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Paul B. Gyurcsanszky 14

Time to get a new roommate!

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