Health: Bathroom break

Bathroom break

By Anonymous - 21/12/2010 02:31 - United States

Today, I had to go to the bathroom. I was in a rush, so I went into the boys bathroom. I then had diarrhea. The entire basketball team was waiting for me outside the stall. They did a slow clap for me. FML

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You deserved it 8 257

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By minnie - 28/08/2009 18:30 - United States

Today, I was feeling sick and I farted really loud in the school's girls bathroom. Some boys overheard from the hall and called everyone over. I came out only to find about 20 guys staring anxiously at the bathroom's door to see who I was. FML

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Stink out

By Xander - 02/11/2022 16:00 - Canada - Whitehorse

Today, I was on a bus with a whole bunch of athletes at a ski competition. I had to go to the bathroom, so I walked to the back and I let the floodgates open up. When I came out, everyone who was at the back of the bus near the bathroom had moved to the front because the smell was so putrid. Everyone was staring at me. FML

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You deserved it 401

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By Churizmo - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was at a party and I really had to use the bathroom. There were 30-40 people talking outside the door, so I thought it would be ok to make some noise. Just as I'm about to begin having explosive diarrhea, everyone fell silent as my dad began to pray for our meal. FML

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You deserved it 5 553

By maniac11 - 11/10/2012 00:58 - United States

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. I really had to use the bathroom, but decided to wait. After about an hour, I went to the restroom. I pissed for so long that when I walked out her family all started clapping. FML

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You deserved it 6 590

By GoDiarrhea - 04/03/2010 18:52 - Argentina

Today, I came down with sudden diarrhea while at taekwondo practice. I discreetly called my dad for a pickup, but on our way out, he told my instructor that I had to go because I was "shitting my pants with fear". He did this in front of all my classmates. FML

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You deserved it 2 854

By Anonymous - 04/04/2011 05:26

Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML

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You deserved it 4 697

Leaked

By Morgan Bailey - 18/09/2018 14:00

Today, I tried to let out a small fart in a crowded restaurant. I had diarrhea. I walked past several families to get to the bathroom and clean myself up, only to still go home with a huge wet spot down my ass. My shirt wasn't long enough to hide it. FML

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You deserved it 893

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By Anonymous - 06/05/2009 19:17 - United States

Today, I had some pretty bad stomach pain, so I went to the bathroom. After a few minutes, two girls walked in, taking stalls next to me. That's when my farts began to get very large and explosive. Not only did they break into laughter, they waited for me to come out. FML

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You deserved it 5 202

Shy pooper

By privatebathroomneeded - 16/12/2014 19:26 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I needed to take a dump at school. As soon as I sat down, somebody else walked in. I'm extremely poop-shy, so I was forced to wait for several minutes while they styled their hair and applied makeup. After they left, I breathed a sigh of relief. Then someone else walked in. FML

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You deserved it 8 085

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By please leave... - 13/02/2013 19:33 - United States - Roanoke

Today, I had to use a public bathroom. I have problems going when other people are there, so I waited until everyone left. Two girls noticed I was taking a long time, and started giggling and throwing notes under the door asking if I was alive. This continued for half an hour. FML

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You deserved it 6 373

perdix 29

Tuesday 21 December 2010 9:10

Usually, this would be the opening of porno flick, but the sounds and smells of your explosive diarrhea managed to make a group of teenage boys go limp.

Xythenol 6

Tuesday 21 December 2010 9:13

Damn. Must've been one epic shit to deserve a slow clap.

Comments

thasholace 0

Wednesday 22 December 2010 14:51

oh man I'm so sorry that happened but believe me WORSE things have happened

DestinyYum 3

Wednesday 22 December 2010 15:56

This made my day! lol too funny, horrible but funny.

michman23 0

Wednesday 22 December 2010 16:15

at least you don't go to CHS in Indiana the boys basketball team wouldve later violated you. haha

rolls_royce 0

Thursday 23 December 2010 10:30

was it one of the handi caped stalls with the rails for power squeezing

rockinbecca2 4

Thursday 23 December 2010 16:08

do u know how to spell women and men not that hard and urinals dumby

music4life0485 0

Friday 24 December 2010 13:17

slow clap for a fast crap.

foryoublue94 0

Monday 27 December 2010 5:04

My hypothetical reaction: SHEER HORROR.

foryoublue94 0

Monday 27 December 2010 5:08

I think it's probably better to try and understand someone else's situation before you start criticizing them. 1)Women's rooms aren't always crowded just because women "bring their friends." If I ever go to the bathroom with friends, we're all actually going there to use it for its purpose. And there is a huge difference between restrooms being "crowded" and having full stalls. 2)You don't know that the men's restroom wasn't closer to her and she really had to go. I once wandered around the place and the men's were on one floor, and the women's on another, and the stairs were scattered all around the place, so it's possible she wasn't like "line at the women's, I better use the men's." >.>

rasta_pasta 4

Friday 11 February 2011 5:09

I'm with #87 on this, it's not situational. If any man, for any reason, used the ladies room he'd be lucky to escape without serious sexual charges. Yet women just traipse into any lavatory they choose and it's no big deal. It shouldn't matter whether or not the men's room is closer, if you're not a man you don't belong in it.