Shoes and Work: Be more specific

Be more specific

By readytoamputatemyfeet - 30/06/2013 23:00 - United States - Winter Springs

Today, my shoe fell apart a few minutes after I got to work. I called my boyfriend and asked him to bring me the "pretty black pair" in my closet. What did he bring? Black stilettos. I'm a waitress with an eight-hour shift. FML

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By AnnieThrax - 18/09/2012 04:35 - United States - Holdingford

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Today, I was working at a shoe store and was helping a dude try on shoes. He looked like trouble and I wanted to finish with him. When he finally picked his shoes, he abruptly stood up and ran out of the store with the shoes on. The cost of them was deducted from my salary. $240. FML

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Shook

By footfetish - 02/02/2013 11:21 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, a male employee at a shoe shop helped me try on shoes. Once I found a pair, I went to pay for them. I was telling the cashier about how great of an employee he was when she told me there were no male employees. A guy with a foot fetish helped me find shoes. FML

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sharksfan48 13

Monday 1 July 2013 8:29

I guess if you say 'pretty black pair' it makes your boyfriend think of a shoe like that. Maybe just say 'black pair' next time.

ShadowBox 8

Monday 1 July 2013 8:29

At least they were YOUR stilettos, right?

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ShadowBox 8

Monday 1 July 2013 8:29

At least they were YOUR stilettos, right?

prettytreekitty 10

Monday 1 July 2013 8:33

I think it'd be worse if they were his.

kee_breezy32 34

Monday 1 July 2013 8:35

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ironichalibut 24

Monday 1 July 2013 8:36

10- Not sure if you didn't get the adultery joke.. *insert Phillip J. Fry* Or if you made an awesome turn around of it

Serisent 26

Monday 1 July 2013 9:01

Perhaps he likes to wear them, 15.

svalaedgren 18

Monday 1 July 2013 9:01

#15, In this case I don't think OP's boyfriend had stilettos, but I don't see why it's such an impossibility for a guy to wear high heels. Shouldn't he be able to wear them for the exact same reason any other girl wears them? Because they're gorgeous, looks amazing on and makes him feel beautiful.

thatkidhesh 11

Monday 1 July 2013 9:04

you can thank him for the extra tips you get as a result of his brilliance... after you get a foot massage from him when your shift ends. double win.

sulitak 27

Monday 1 July 2013 9:35

#15 some men like to wear that kind of stuff. I've never understood it... but it is a kink out there just like submissive women

thatsucks4you 7

Monday 1 July 2013 9:47

Captain bright side

prettytreekitty 10

Monday 1 July 2013 11:15

thank god Im not the only one who thought it was possible

agentx52 13

Monday 1 July 2013 15:11

15- They live together.

sharksfan48 13

Monday 1 July 2013 8:29

I guess if you say 'pretty black pair' it makes your boyfriend think of a shoe like that. Maybe just say 'black pair' next time.

ironichalibut 24

Monday 1 July 2013 8:32

I think some guys have trouble distinguishing "pretty" and "sexy"

Sheh_fml 25

Monday 1 July 2013 9:51

So true. I would never call stilettos "pretty", they're simply not. Hot or sexy, yes, but not pretty.

ambitiousnygrl 17

Monday 1 July 2013 13:22

Pretty is a very subjective term OP. Next time you should be more specific and ask for your black flats or whatever shoe you were looking for.

XSeraphinX 18

Monday 1 July 2013 15:07

I think she needed to describe the shoes. Man don't understand short directions when it comes to lady stuff.

GhostChickens 17

Tuesday 2 July 2013 3:01

Well, since she clearly has more than one pair of black shoes, she could have been a little more descriptive than "pretty". Calling them that hardly helps, especially since her boyfriend isn't a mind reader - he doesn't know which pair she thinks is the pretty pair. If I told my boyfriend to bring me my pretty shoes, I'd probably just get an armful of footwear and a boyfriend with an incredibly confused expression. I'm torn between FML and YDI because Op's poor feet must be killing her, but she could have done better description-wise.