Shoes and Work: Be more specific

Be more specific

By readytoamputatemyfeet - 30/06/2013 23:00 - United States - Winter Springs

Today, my shoe fell apart a few minutes after I got to work. I called my boyfriend and asked him to bring me the "pretty black pair" in my closet. What did he bring? Black stilettos. I'm a waitress with an eight-hour shift. FML

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By AnnieThrax - 18/09/2012 04:35 - United States - Holdingford

Today, I received the heels I'll be wearing at my best friend's wedding. The bride ordered them for us to match the dresses. They're six-inch platform heels. I have three broken toes and am still wearing a boot. The wedding is next weekend. FML

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Today, while trying on clothes in Macy's, someone decided to throw some shoes over the wall and into my changing stall. I now have a black eye. FML

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By smallpaycheck - 16/08/2009 00:49 - United States

Today, I was working at a shoe store and was helping a dude try on shoes. He looked like trouble and I wanted to finish with him. When he finally picked his shoes, he abruptly stood up and ran out of the store with the shoes on. The cost of them was deducted from my salary. $240. FML

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By footfetish - 02/02/2013 11:21 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, a male employee at a shoe shop helped me try on shoes. Once I found a pair, I went to pay for them. I was telling the cashier about how great of an employee he was when she told me there were no male employees. A guy with a foot fetish helped me find shoes. FML

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Monday 1 July 2013 8:29

I guess if you say 'pretty black pair' it makes your boyfriend think of a shoe like that. Maybe just say 'black pair' next time.

ShadowBox 8

Monday 1 July 2013 8:29

At least they were YOUR stilettos, right?

Comments

cass99 11

Monday 1 July 2013 20:56

Next time you should be more specific! But hey he listened and got you pretty black shoes

starlita_fml 14

Monday 1 July 2013 21:00

FYL indeed, but you should have been more specific for your own sake

FimogenFeels 14

Monday 1 July 2013 21:23

Well you should've been more specific . . .

BobbieH 19

Monday 1 July 2013 21:52

My wife wears very tall heels almost exclusively because she is short. So of she had made the same request I would have brought high heels. You want flats, you need to ask for flats. A large number of women wear heels daily, even waitresses. If you wear only heels then flats actually hurt.

Its_Shay 10

Monday 1 July 2013 22:53

a bit more specific, its not that hard to do.

AshAsh014 4

Monday 1 July 2013 22:56

Boys will be boys =)

JDAMs88 10

Monday 1 July 2013 22:56

I think I speak for all guys when saying this; "Pretty black pair" can mean literally any black shoe a woman has. Unless she only has one pair.

brinnablaine 22

Monday 1 July 2013 23:42

YDI for not being more specific, but I feel for your poor feet. Long waiting shifts are already hard on your feet. I can't imagine trying to get through it in stilettos.

Euronymous93 29

Tuesday 2 July 2013 0:27

YDI for not wording it differently/ being more specific. 'Pretty black pair of shoes' makes me think of fancy heels, so I don't blame your boyfriend at all!