Shoes and Work: Be more specific

Be more specific

By readytoamputatemyfeet - 30/06/2013 23:00 - United States - Winter Springs

Today, my shoe fell apart a few minutes after I got to work. I called my boyfriend and asked him to bring me the "pretty black pair" in my closet. What did he bring? Black stilettos. I'm a waitress with an eight-hour shift. FML

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By AnnieThrax - 18/09/2012 04:35 - United States - Holdingford

Today, I received the heels I'll be wearing at my best friend's wedding. The bride ordered them for us to match the dresses. They're six-inch platform heels. I have three broken toes and am still wearing a boot. The wedding is next weekend. FML

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Today, while trying on clothes in Macy's, someone decided to throw some shoes over the wall and into my changing stall. I now have a black eye. FML

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By smallpaycheck - 16/08/2009 00:49 - United States

Today, I was working at a shoe store and was helping a dude try on shoes. He looked like trouble and I wanted to finish with him. When he finally picked his shoes, he abruptly stood up and ran out of the store with the shoes on. The cost of them was deducted from my salary. $240. FML

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By footfetish - 02/02/2013 11:21 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, a male employee at a shoe shop helped me try on shoes. Once I found a pair, I went to pay for them. I was telling the cashier about how great of an employee he was when she told me there were no male employees. A guy with a foot fetish helped me find shoes. FML

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sharksfan48 13

Monday 1 July 2013 8:29

I guess if you say 'pretty black pair' it makes your boyfriend think of a shoe like that. Maybe just say 'black pair' next time.

ShadowBox 8

Monday 1 July 2013 8:29

At least they were YOUR stilettos, right?

Comments

Mabalzeshary 6

Monday 1 July 2013 13:50

Bring me more rolls, but naked this time!

inolongercare 19

Monday 1 July 2013 14:07

Hey... He thought they were pretty... Next time get more specific...

perdix 29

Monday 1 July 2013 14:11

You should have gone barefoot, taken off your shirt and said you just invented "no shoes, no shirt service." Your restaurant will be more popular than Hooters if your idea can . . . *lowers sunglasses* take off.

Shepardspie71 8

Monday 1 July 2013 14:54

You weren't specific enough

hordriss 14

Monday 1 July 2013 15:25

Perhaps you needed to give a better description? I can see why he made the choice he did.

Clumsyblonde22 12

Monday 1 July 2013 15:27

It's kind of your fault for not specifying which ones and leaving it up to him to decide.

imonkeyface 9

Monday 1 July 2013 15:37

Well, you were a bit vague, and stilettos are pretty. Better luck next time OP.

Jemm_fml 29

Monday 1 July 2013 15:44

You should definitely have been more specific than that especially since you have mlre than one black pair of shoes. Then again your boyfriend didn't think much if he knew what your job was and brought something that clearly isn't sensible to wear. I'm voting fylydi.

heart_aussie_fml 20

Monday 1 July 2013 15:49

"Pretty black shoes"... Sorry OP but you had it coming..

sugarbear0727 19

Monday 1 July 2013 15:50

That's hilarious. And always give detailed descriptions to guys. Of course he was gonna grab the '**** me' heels. Those are the ones he likes. And thats unfortunate that you waitress, but oh well.