Beach bum

By YouSoSmelly - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Kannapolis

Today, I met the most beautiful girl I've ever seen on the beach. I was nervous, but I just smiled and said, "Hey, you're really pretty." Then I let out a horrific fart. FML
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helpfulwhale 12

Flatulence is the sincerest form of flattery -Said no one, ever.

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Pikawhore 21

You really... *sunglasses* ...BLEW that one. YEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHH!

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KiddNYC1O 20

I'm just wondering what a horrific fart sounds like.

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Cazz91 21

That's horrible... everyone farts though. Did she end up over looking past that at least after that embarrassing moment for you?

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kasmol 16

Tell her that you couldn't hold back because she is your brown-eye girl.

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mnwlf13 3

I bet she said " aww thanks, did you ride the short bus here?"

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MrsReed 14

Tell your ass to stop talking shit to pretty girls...butt seriously, at least you had the guts to tell her how you smelt, I mean felt! Lol

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abekj52 9

next time, fart on her chest. girls are into that

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