Beach bum

By YouSoSmelly - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Kannapolis

Today, I met the most beautiful girl I've ever seen on the beach. I was nervous, but I just smiled and said, "Hey, you're really pretty." Then I let out a horrific fart. FML
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helpfulwhale 12

Flatulence is the sincerest form of flattery -Said no one, ever.

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Pikawhore 21

You really... *sunglasses* ...BLEW that one. YEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHH!

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helpfulwhale 12

Flatulence is the sincerest form of flattery -Said no one, ever.

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SmallyBigs 9

Little do you guys know that this FML was written by a dog

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TheCanucklehead 22

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ydi_4_suking 20

OP's ass just wanted a piece of that action

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K410 18

Was this FML Written by Peter Griffin? :p

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misspulkadot24 17

R. Kelly pees on girls he likes. I think it's a sign of endearment when you let your bowels go for a girl. Go you, OP!! What a romantic!

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PterodactylMan 23

You might be shit out of luck on this one too OP

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Pikawhore 21

You really... *sunglasses* ...BLEW that one. YEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHH!

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cottoncandymango 17

I'm sure she was blown away.

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Matrix159 13

Hey you're pretty... *farts* OH GOD, who did that!?! O.o

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sisco2901 20

That wasn't the smartest pick-up line to begin with...

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JasonUMN 15

If she was that hot you were really just adding gas to the fire.

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Welshite 39

Bodies have a way of acting up at the worst possible times. Don't let it get you down. Go for it, my friend.

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Ctrl_H 18

Yeah especially on dates. Word of advice: bring a book of matches with you on a date and when you feel the cloud knocking on the back door go to the restroom, let er rip, then light a match to burn away the hazardous fumes...Not that I would know anything about the subject...

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ottokat 15

46, I'm getting the feeling you also dont know anything on the subject of dating.

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pazuzus_intern 10

THANK YOU 54

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Soloman212 28

I'd be pretty damn impressed if my date managed to reheat his meal with his own lit fart.

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CaiDog 20

Maybe you'll 'blow her away!'

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expertsmilee 26

Just how fart would you go to re-do that first impression?

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ohSNAPyall 26

The answer, my friend, is blowin in the wind.

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Tigerblossom 19

You started off well.... You just need to work on the ending. I hope she just laughed it off because embarrassing things happen to everyone!

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fuckpeople307 5

Did you just fart? Cause you just blew me away!

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