Beach bum

By YouSoSmelly - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Kannapolis

Today, I met the most beautiful girl I've ever seen on the beach. I was nervous, but I just smiled and said, "Hey, you're really pretty." Then I let out a horrific fart. FML
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helpfulwhale 12

Flatulence is the sincerest form of flattery -Said no one, ever.

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Pikawhore 21

You really... *sunglasses* ...BLEW that one. YEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHH!

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shitsville 13

Well, you've definitely got more balls than me. I'm too scared to even talk to a girl at school...

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Damned_Architect 25

Yeah, I've done that.

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WhiteCrimson 23

Holy crap... That must have been an nerve wrecking moment... Hope you got her details for a second chance.

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c_hutty 6

In light of what happened she probably thought it was a joke but still you will be known as her best funny friend

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JokersHQ 21

Honestly that's kinda gross, but to be honest sh*t happens no matter who you are or how pretty you look. Hope she laughed it off and the two of you we're able to stay out of the awkward zone!

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cmac86 23

it must have been fun for her, because for you it was a gas.

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JTVFML 6

you should have held it in or farted before you got to her hahaha

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Omniprism 14

Great line but you didn't feel the fart coming?

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