Beach bum

By YouSoSmelly - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Kannapolis

Today, I met the most beautiful girl I've ever seen on the beach. I was nervous, but I just smiled and said, "Hey, you're really pretty." Then I let out a horrific fart. FML
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helpfulwhale 12

Flatulence is the sincerest form of flattery -Said no one, ever.

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Pikawhore 21

You really... *sunglasses* ...BLEW that one. YEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHH!

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Spyfiction 6

I think you have blown out your chances on this one

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heartemopants 18

That one seriously made me laugh! Smooth man. Smooth.

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perdix 29

Ask her for a blumpkin. Chances are you "blew" it with the fart, butt maybe she has a scat fetish you can connect with.

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tiger5248 3

I almost pissed my pants when I read ur comment lol

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marcranger 28

The kind of smooth only Ex-Lax provides.

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Ctrl_H 18

I don't like to brag but once I got into a foursome when I farted on a group of chicks. Girls like that kind of stuff.

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Dkman 11

Man I bet she thought you were a blast! No..? Ok...back to my corner

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