Beam me up!

By saynotochrispine - 28/07/2009 04:15 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend told me that we could try living out one of his fantasies. When I showed up ready to go, he began playing the theme song to Star Trek and asked me to call him Mr. Spock. FML
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Arcterion 0

I think your boyfriend is awesome and I will try to be just like him one day.

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monkeysricecold 0

This page is why I love FML.

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zcalo 0

"Dude... I'm an athlete and am not, nor have I ever been, a nerd." Sentence fail.

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zoolander951 0

I love how people have to "prove themselves" on websites like these. #121 FTW

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nlandcena 0

Did you see the man in Star Trek 11? XD ((Also, 120? What the **** are you doing? Get the **** off our internetz. Athlete my Oklahoma ass.))

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amaneylandx3 0

live long and prosper(:

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suzieq57 0

PON FARR. That's really all that *should* need to be said. But honestly, yes, it can be disconcerting to find out about a sexual quirk of a partner but you really need to lighten up a little if you actually care about this guy. Fantasies are about fun ways to achieve great sex in a scenario in which you'd never otherwise find yourself. If you are way weirded out about it, then talk to him and see if you can take some slower steps toward fulfilling the fantasy--also check out the corsets here-- http://conventionfans.today.com/2009/02/12/star-trek-inspired-corset-yes-please/ --help you get into the mood. :P

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EveryDayJackAss 0

well from the girls commenting here.....i have confirmed from my calculations and investigative skills that the irony here is................*drops dead*

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jewelzgalore 0

Hey that movie was actually a lot better than expected.

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