Emergency
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That sucks, sorry.
I agree, that sucks some major ass. Quit your job and find better workmates.
Or alternatively, poison the ones you have.
YDI for not chewing your food
Lolololol.
Ouch, you need a new job.
Nice to know you have friends at work. FYL
They need a First Aid refresher course. I assume one of them helped you eventually? Or did you just cough it back up?
Did you die? :D
I'm so ashamed of myself, that made me laugh. OP, I got one for you. A few years ago I was hanging out with some friends. They said something funny and I started choking on my food. Fortunately, I know how to give myself the Heimlich maneuver because they kicked me out of the room and into the bathroom because they didn't want me to mess up the carpet >:(. By the way, you just bend over as far as possible and cough your hardest. You have to cough it a few times to get enough force.
If you´re really choking, you can´t cough. Bending over and coughing forcefully isn´t going to do anything when you´re choking, because you can´t possibly do it.
At least they didn't laugh at how ridiculous you looked as you were potentially choking to death....you see? there's a positive side to everything.
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Did you die? :D
That sucks, sorry.