Sex, Fantasy and Geek: Beam me up!

Beam me up!

By saynotochrispine - 28/07/2009 04:15 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that we could try living out one of his fantasies. When I showed up ready to go, he began playing the theme song to Star Trek and asked me to call him Mr. Spock. FML

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You deserved it 7 959

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By May - 04/09/2011 04:08 - United States

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend masturbating furiously. To Star Trek. FML

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Blown job

By Noname - 12/03/2009 09:30 - New Zealand

Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML

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By NOKHAN - 25/10/2013 17:17 - United States - Durham

Today, my boyfriend and I watched Star Trek Into Darkness together. He liked it so much that he's now chosen to yell "KHAAANNNNN!" as he cums. FML

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By cherrycokeee - 06/02/2010 18:29 - France

Today, my boyfriend of two years said he would finally take me somewhere romantic. I spent my day at a Star Wars convention. FML

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War drums

By Taylor - 30/07/2011 05:14 - United States

Today, while having sex, my boyfriend started singing the Star Wars theme song as he entered his penis into me. FML

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By anonymous - 25/10/2010 21:02 - United States

Today, my boyfriend suggested we imagine each other as someone else when we had sex. I imagined he was Tom Cruise. He imagined I was my best friend. FML

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By Degueusement - 18/08/2014 04:48 - France - Puteaux

Today, to spice things up, my boyfriend suggested we wear disguises. Amused by the idea, I accepted. That's how I ended up having sex with Gandalf. FML

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By Ah - 08/03/2010 05:42 - France

Today, my boyfriend said we should re-enact a porn episode he saw. I jokingly said yes. He had an outfit and everything. I thought it was going to be fun, until he started playing Bon Jovi in the background. FML

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Make believe

By somebodyelse - 17/08/2009 05:13 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting pretty hot and heavy, then he said, "Let's pretend you're someone else." FML

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By Anonymous - 19/04/2013 05:14 - Canada - Clairmont

Today, my boyfriend and I attempted sexting for the first time. After about twenty minutes of Star Wars references, I gave up. FML

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Tuesday 28 July 2009 12:29

your boyfriend is my HERO!!

Arcterion 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 12:29

I think your boyfriend is awesome and I will try to be just like him one day.

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hcat 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 20:29

If he wants you to call him that, only fair you get to imagine he looks like him too... win/win situation!

mfodwo216 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 20:49

that sucks, you're dating a trekkie. leave him and look for a star wars geek

futurecatlady 2

Tuesday 28 July 2009 20:52

Want to swap boyfriends? Yours sounds amazing. WAS HE WEARING THE UNIFORM? *swoons*

Vivid_Butterfly 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 21:03

I'd prefer him to be dressed up as Chekov, or Sulu. Maybe Bashir, but it's still hot.

kukopia 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 21:35

FAIL You (OP) can't 'show up, ready to go' when you had NO IDEA where it (the fantasy) was going! Obviously a self-centered, narrow-minded, attention ***** that can't even give her boyfriend 10 minutes of AGREED UPON attention to and for him. Your karma will be neutralized when your cats eat your flesh after you die in your one bedroom apartment.