Beat it

By Morrowindwhore - 10/08/2009 22:22 - United Kingdom

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Today, a friend of mine was talking about how he'd spent over 30 hours on Call of Duty. I piped up and said "Oh yeah! Well I've spent well over 300 hours on Morrowind! Beat that!" To which he replied, "I've had sex. Beat that!" I couldn't. FML
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Nothingness1 3

Lol, just lie and say you have too, but it was hot. ;]

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Sugar_lipsXo 0

FYL for not being one. I'm happy I'm not a ***** and didn't give it up to some idiot.

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xSceneSceneBabyx 0

why so many people feel lame if they don't have sex? it's stupid and people should save themselves for the special person in their life and if they are going to spend the rest of their lives with them.

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abouttofly 12

People SHOULD do what they want to do. There's no harm done to you if people have sex with someone besides their true love. Some people enjoy sex, and there's nothing wrong with that.

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nemo3590 0

Morrowind is awesome. Rock on, man.

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plexico 3

Then, you're going to have to BEAT THAT! Don't worry, you won't go blind or get hairy palms.

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triplethreat13 0

dude. get a life.

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Sirducki 0

To be fair you can't say someone has no life when your sad enough to post insults on a FML

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eric780 0

He's. GEEK not a nerd there's a difference.

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