Virginity, Gamers and Intimacy: Beat it

Beat it

By Morrowindwhore - 10/08/2009 22:22 - United Kingdom

Today, a friend of mine was talking about how he'd spent over 30 hours on Call of Duty. I piped up and said "Oh yeah! Well I've spent well over 300 hours on Morrowind! Beat that!" To which he replied, "I've had sex. Beat that!" I couldn't. FML

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By gibbette - 28/04/2013 17:32 - United Arab Emirates - Dubai

Today, I overheard my boyfriend telling his buddies that the main reason he got into video game modding was so he could put a virtual version of me in his games and "shoot the fuck out of that bitch". FML

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Sore loser, even sorer winner

By Silent Fan 2022 - 24/11/2023 22:00

Today, I beat my old college friend at CoD and mocked him vigorously, to which he replied, “Don’t feel bad for me, I have a hot wife, a baby on the way, and a house I paid off by selling my business. How are you?” I… won a video game. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2015 19:54 - United States - Phoenix

Today, my husband told me that he is done having sex because it eats up his online gaming time. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2011 05:22 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML

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By anonymous - 20/02/2010 01:47 - Ireland

Today, while in bed with my game-obsessed girlfriend, she told me I was a "noob" in bed. FML

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By SeaBind - 16/11/2014 00:41 - United States - Saginaw

Today, a friend wanted to show me a game he bragged he was the best at. I beat his score on the first try, and now I have a black eye to prove it. FML

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Soon

By Kilania - 10/09/2019 04:00

Today, my boyfriend was talking about video games. Bored of the subject, I started kissing his neck and chest in hopes of him to stop talking and getting some action. He did stop, only for him to say about a minute later, "You're lucky my games can't do this." FML

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By ThinZ - 24/12/2011 00:26 - United States

Today, I invited a few of my co-workers over to play video games. Within an hour, my wife had gotten drunk, grabbed my controller, told me to "get back in the kitchen", and described to everyone in blood-chilling detail how she took her first boyfriend's virginity. FML

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TMI

By Anonymous - 24/01/2012 10:39 - Australia

Today, I played Call Of Duty online against someone who turned out to be wanking. FML

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Confession time

By Noname - 05/03/2009 06:01 - Canada

Today, I was telling my boyfriend I had fake orgasms all the time to piss him off. He replied, "That's OK, I'm f***ing three other girls." FML

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Dikkanen 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 1:02

Morrowind is AWESOME!

Nothingness1 3

Tuesday 11 August 2009 0:57

Lol, just lie and say you have too, but it was hot. ;]

Comments

ChiliRamen 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 2:25

I've had sex AND clocked over 300 hours of morrowind. To be honest? I prefer morrowind. It is the shit. Female nerds ftw!

pineapples_fml 5

Tuesday 11 August 2009 2:35

30hrs CoD> 300hrs Morrowind. go buy CoD5 and at least your life won't be quite as pathetic

gc_fml 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 2:45

all you people on here calling him a nerd make me laugh. You're on a joke website designed to kill time and you're calling someone a nerd? ..... Whatever. It's a sign of immaturity to insult others anyway.

iljajlm 4

Tuesday 11 August 2009 4:06

and here you are on the same website insulting people....haha

adelaide_evening 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 4:16

He wasn't really insulting anyone. He was essentially saying it's pathetic to judge someone for doing something that they deem to be useless and nerdy when they themselves aren't exactly doing anything productive at the moment. Kind of like how you're insulting him for supposedly insulting people for insulting people (and now you're going to say that I'm insulting people for insulting people for insulting people for insulting people).

iljajlm 4

Tuesday 11 August 2009 4:34

ha no. i know this is very unproductive. i just thought it seemed maybe a little hypocritical at first but i can see where you're coming from.

chowyuk 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 3:04

but was with another person u might not lose

Squid_surfer 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 3:07

Lmao. "Beat that" That's such a stupid game XD I hate gloating. >,

Deformed_Shadow 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 3:16

Morrowind is an amazing game. My dad lost the disc and I spent three years looking for it again, found it two weeks ago for Xbox. So much better than Oblivion. 30 hours on a video game is NOTHING, I think I have about 250 on freaking SPYRO. Besides, you can't judge the quality of your life on whether you've slept with someone or not.