Miscellaneous: Beauty

Beauty

By frosho - 09/03/2009 04:16 - United States

Today, I was sitting in a restaurant with my best friend. We had just competed in a pageant together earlier this month. A lady comes up to my friend who got first alternate and said, "You were robbed of that title. You deserved to win. I hated the winner." I was the winner. FML

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You deserved it 5 624

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2023 10:00 - Hong Kong - Central District

Today, due to nepotism, I lost to a competitor. They rarely contributed to the competition and were literally distracted all the way through. Their quality was pretty low as well, but they were friends with the judge. FML

I agree, your life sucks 714

You deserved it 96

By Dean - 15/12/2009 05:23 - United States

Today, after months of constant encouragement from my friends, I went and entered a singing contest. I sang and was booed off stage. Later on I found out my friends lied to me about my ability to sing, just so I could give them a cheap laugh. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 943

You deserved it 6 601

By Anonymous - 28/07/2009 22:27 - United States

Today, I was supposed to hear back from a major scholarship competition. After months of waiting, during which my parents were convinced I had won, I discovered that my entry had never been received. Apparently the woman I had confirmed with had had a long day, and lied so that she could go home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 63 942

You deserved it 2 877

By GK - 08/05/2009 11:20 - Australia

Today, in my class I was nominated for the guy with the worst hairdo. I don't know what is worse, the fact that I was nominated or the fact that I felt let down when I did not win. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 878

You deserved it 7 753

By Anonymous - 24/05/2018 19:00

Today, after submitting a 500-word essay to a writing contest, I found out that I lost to someone who wrote 3 sentences. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 014

You deserved it 503

By unlucky - 16/12/2010 04:08 - United States

Today, I went with my sister to her company Christmas party. They had a gift raffle, my number was called and I won $25 for a local restaurant. A few moments later, the manager came over and said, "You don't work here? You can't have that" and took it from me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 542

You deserved it 7 151

By Anonymous - 11/01/2013 19:47 - United States - Simi Valley

Today, one of my paintings was accepted into a local art gallery. It would've been a dream come true, had my "best friend" not submitted it under her own name and taken all the credit. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 363

You deserved it 3 028

Besties for life

By no cake for me - 07/11/2012 07:31 - United States - Jackson Heights

Today, my best friend told me that I wasn't invited to her wedding, saying that I was too pretty and that I would outshine her at the ceremony. I laughed and said that she was being ridiculous. She eventually confessed the real reason why I wasn't invited: apparently I'm an annoying bitch. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 851

You deserved it 26 048

By anonymous - 03/08/2009 07:37 - Taiwan

Today, my cousins and I were bored so we began talking about weird dreams we've had. My little cousin turns to me and says "I had a dream you were in a beauty contest. You lost badly". FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 466

You deserved it 5 044

By 27musiclover - 16/08/2009 14:41 - United States

Today, my best friend told me I'm the friend who no one really likes. This was after I had bought her lunch, ice cream, and a ticket to a movie we were going to see that day. FML

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You deserved it 5 153

skatingweasel 0

Monday 9 March 2009 13:55

That's pretty rude of her. And to no even realize you were right there? I'd slap a ho.

you_not_me_OWNED 0

Monday 9 March 2009 21:29

if i were you, i'd be laughing SO HARD at the expression on her face when i told her i was the winner. i love embarassing people for awkward comments they make about me.

Comments

saaarrj 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 23:31

lol #14

pdoom 0

Monday 16 March 2009 2:04

hey, at least you won.

shinigami777 1

Monday 16 March 2009 10:08

#7, you're stupid. You can't spell the word really, and the FML part comes in because someone said that they hated the OP, it's not "I won a beauty pageant. FML."

Luunatic 13

Friday 6 April 2012 15:17

Exactly!!

MajorLeeScrewed 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 13:19

Actually, I agree with 7. You said FML because someone said you sucked? But you won a beauty pageant? Wow, I think you underestimate the meaning of 'f*** my life'.

thisismyname_fml 1

Wednesday 18 March 2009 21:48

That's when you stick you hand out and say "Hi, I'm Miss_____" whatever the title you won was.

persephone13 0

Monday 6 April 2009 18:31

Awkward. Very awkward. But hey--you won!

HeatherHarris 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 19:37

lmfao

Jari 0

Monday 1 June 2009 4:11

Someone's bound to disagree with the decision; it's pretty much guaranteed with everything. I mean, you won, so there must be a hell of a lot more people voting for you than against. I mean, I know it's rude that she didn't even notice (or care) that you were there, but that's one rabid hater against, what, a couple hundred, maybe couple thousand people who thought you were wonderful?

Anteezy 7

Friday 11 December 2009 5:29

You just posted this here to tell people you won a pageant.

trigunesq 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 16:17

wahh! " i won a pagent but one person thinks i didnt deserve it, woe is me!" get over it. there is always gonna be someone who disagrees ydi for bein a whiney child