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Worst teeth in the game

By Anonymous - 02/04/2025 12:00 - Australia

Today, I bit into a burrito and felt something hard crunch. I spit it out and found a small tooth. It was mine. I'd managed to break my tooth on a burrito. I had to go to the dentist, and the hygienist giggled a bit too much about the reason why it was getting fixed. I now have a strong suspicion of burritos which will probably never go away. FML
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Yudith 24

Don't blame burritos. If you manage to break your tooth on a soft burrito full of soft frijoles refritos, soft tomatoes, fragile lettuce, soft cheese, and sauce, the problem isn't the burrito.

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Nazmazh 18

I was eating a chocolate chip muffin one evening (one of those big costco double-chocolate ones) and I went to bite down and felt something hard. Confused, I dropped the hard thing from my mouth onto my plate and looked at it. At first, I was wondering why a (white) chocolate chip was so hard compared to the others. Then I realized, it was the crown from my molar, which had apparently popped off. Turns out that tooth was re-infected and ultimately had to be pulled after spending like, a year trying to get a root canal covered by my insurance (and failing to do so and just paying out of pocket).

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Yudith 24

Don't blame burritos. If you manage to break your tooth on a soft burrito full of soft frijoles refritos, soft tomatoes, fragile lettuce, soft cheese, and sauce, the problem isn't the burrito.

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Nellie 1

My kid has lost teeth on bred, pizza and cake. Baby teeth but it was still funny as hell to watch a room fall out on something as soft as bread.

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Nazmazh 18

I was eating a chocolate chip muffin one evening (one of those big costco double-chocolate ones) and I went to bite down and felt something hard. Confused, I dropped the hard thing from my mouth onto my plate and looked at it. At first, I was wondering why a (white) chocolate chip was so hard compared to the others. Then I realized, it was the crown from my molar, which had apparently popped off. Turns out that tooth was re-infected and ultimately had to be pulled after spending like, a year trying to get a root canal covered by my insurance (and failing to do so and just paying out of pocket).

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