Well, having dog crap on your lawn is pretty annoying.

Ok, wait. He can't spell but you let your dog shit wherever it likes, and we're supposed to think HE'S the asshole? By the way, you use wool to knit, not sew. But good job thinking he's the idiot.

Your neighbour should not have needed to send a letter (poorly written or not) because a responsible pet owner picks up after their pet.

Next time, on Dr. Phil: (Dr. Phil's Voice) You threatened to physically attack him, by sewing him up? Neighbor: No! I threatened to sue! OP: He specifically threatened to sew me. It's on this letter... Neighbor: Your damn dog keeps ******** on my property! (Rabble Rabble Rabble)

Sounds like he needs a hobby, too much time and money on his hands. Still, clean up after your dog, jerk!!

Sure he is an idiot, but why are you letting your dog poop on his lawn? Ever heard of a leash?

You use thread for sewing, not wool. And pick up after your dog when he does his business. It is so gross when the snow melts in winter and I see piles of dog droppings all over the sidewalk and have to walk around them.

I can see both sides of this, the neighbor might be an idiot but if OP let his dog repeatedly poop in the neighbors yard then he needs to fix the situation, either pick up the dog poop or put it on a leash and don't allow it to poop in the neighbors yard. Although, if it was only the first or second time the dog had done it then the neighbor is overreacting. Either way the full story wasn't given but a smart ass comment like that wasn't the brightest idea, better to have let it blown over instead of pissing him off more.

Rarely have a seen an OP post such a comeback. Don't worry, he doesn't have a case. I'm sure lawyers have cases which are of higher priority than ******** dogs.

you sew with thread, you knit with wool.