Dogs and Neighbours: Better call Saul

Better call Saul

By possibly a sweater - 05/12/2013 22:26 - United States - Wharton

Today, I received a poorly-written letter from my asshole neighbor in which he threatened to "sew" me because my dog shat on his lawn again. I went over, asked if he needed some wool for his sewing, and told him to stop being an idiot. Now he's apparently hiring a lawyer for real. FML

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You deserved it 24 509

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By Cassie - 02/05/2011 00:21

Today, I took my dog for a walk. He started crapping on someone's lawn, then I noticed that the owner was outside and giving me a death stare. Not knowing what to do, I picked up the crap with my bare hands. The man started laughing at me. FML

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Snitches get bitches

By d for vendetta - 21/04/2021 23:00

Today, after weeks of asking my neighbor nicely to pick up his dog’s crap out of the common area, I got fed up and reported him to the landlord and the city. He’s now been given two options; either get rid of his dog or move out. He’s now sworn revenge on me, even though he was the one being gross. FML

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You deserved it 256

Get off my lawn!

By control your mutt! - 23/02/2022 22:00

Today, tired of people letting their dogs crap in my yard, I sprinkled an assortment of crushed peppers around my lawn as a deterrent. One dog went to do its business and had some sort of allergic reaction. Now its bitchy owner is threatening to sue me, and tried to have her daughter kick my ass. FML

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By Stalkerella - 08/05/2018 05:51

Today, I asked my neighbor to kindly move his truck because it blocks my driveway and the side entrance to my yard. He responded by throwing a decapitated bird onto my front lawn and filing an injunction against me for stalking. FML

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You deserved it 270

By sammyxoxo - 18/12/2011 08:32 - Canada

Today, I stepped into a pile of dog shit on my doorstep, along with a note saying, "Keep your dog out of my yard." I don't own a dog. FML

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Don't mind me

By Anonymous - 16/04/2012 12:38 - United States - West Palm Beach

Today, I watched as my neighbor walked to my front lawn, looked me right in the eye, and pissed on my mailbox. FML

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You deserved it 3 396

By EwwGross - 31/08/2011 20:15 - United States

Today, I witnessed my neighbor draining his sewage-clogged plumbing into my backyard. FML

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You deserved it 1 956

By Yo mom - 27/12/2011 07:12 - United States

Today, I was screaming at my neighbor to shut his dog up. After 30 minutes of bellowing, he yelled back that it was my dog that was barking. He was right. FML

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You deserved it 55 062

Thug life

By secretagentsam00 - 31/03/2020 23:00

Today, I found out my dog is a felon. He broke into a neighbor's house by breaking in through the screen door. He also vandalized their property by shitting on their carpet. Our neighbors are now considering suing us. FML

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You deserved it 561

By A Henderson - 25/04/2012 20:50 - United States

Today, I had to explain to a potential client that I wouldn't represent him, because suing his neighbor for calling him a pansy would get us laughed out of court and likely get me disbarred. His response was to get violent and threaten to sue me for violating his civil rights. FML

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Welshite 39

Friday 6 December 2013 1:28

You, I like you. That's possibly the best come-back I've ever heard.

SgtAssCheeks 21

Friday 6 December 2013 1:30

Probably called a Lolyer or some shit

Comments

worldclassrager 39

Friday 6 December 2013 5:32

This will be a short case...he has no reason...maybe he should try an electric fence...

TheOnlyMizLiv 22

Friday 6 December 2013 5:40

You're still an ass if you let your dog shit on anyone's lawn, but nice rebuttal.

plagiarismo 16

Friday 6 December 2013 5:57

Kudos for the way you handled it. Condolences for the way he did.

imchacon22 19

Friday 6 December 2013 5:58

Sounds like the ass hole here is you. Your dog=your responsibility. If you can't keep him on your property then you shouldn't have one to begin with.

pensacolalady 10

Friday 6 December 2013 6:05

Amen!

pensacolalady 10

Friday 6 December 2013 6:03

I like your comeback but, you deserve it if you let your dog potty on the neighbors lawn! That's rude!

142_cats 13

Friday 6 December 2013 6:18

I love you.

PurelyCanadian 18

Friday 6 December 2013 6:20

This is driving me crazy - Why would you need YARN to sew?

czeptoks 8

Friday 6 December 2013 6:23

you actually had the audacity to call your neighbor an idiot because your dog shat on his lawn!

sweetbliss3 37

Friday 6 December 2013 6:33

There is no reason your dog needs to be in the neighbors yard. Build a fence or put him on a chain or something. If he's been telling you and you aren't listening, well I agree with him and i would call the cops on you.