Beyond FOMO

By mylifesucks - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, I laid in bed all night texting my drunk boyfriend and drunk best friend. They were at two different parties, neither of which I was invited to. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 782
You deserved it 5 873

Top comments

why didn't your boyfriend bring you to the party he was at?? isn't that what relationships are all about?

Ali_Br_fml 33

And you couldn't crash one of them?

Comments

Unless those were parties that your boyfriend and friend threw themselves, the hosts didn't have any obligation to invite you. Tough break, but YDI if you spent the night sulking because of something that's perfectly acceptable and might not be any sort of slight against you.

yeah ....am thinking they were at the same party....and u just haven't picked up on the fact that there messin around yet.....

85, I congratulate you. I actually lol'd.

drewpowell 0

tell your boyfriend to come over and let him get some the least u can do is be nice maybe then he'll invite u to the next party he goes to

Maybe ur an annoying bitch... Ever think about that?

I would have ignored them for being such jerks and not inviting u. Then if they kept texting, I would have turned the phone off. It's not like they will remember it in the morning anyways.

This is why most people have a hobby other than just laying in bed and texting