Texting, Party and Miscellaneous: Beyond FOMO - FML

Beyond FOMO

By mylifesucks - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, I laid in bed all night texting my drunk boyfriend and drunk best friend. They were at two different parties, neither of which I was invited to. FML

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insanesna1l 0

Saturday 26 March 2011 12:19

why didn't your boyfriend bring you to the party he was at?? isn't that what relationships are all about?

Ali_Br_fml 33

Saturday 26 March 2011 11:56

And you couldn't crash one of them?

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NBS93 0

Saturday 26 March 2011 16:36

At least you didn't get invited and then told not to come because your friend invited too many people.

zzzBOLTzzz 1

Saturday 26 March 2011 16:43

So what, they were probably bored looking at other people's cats.

khaya 9

Saturday 26 March 2011 16:44

You make sad people seem like Barney.

alexFYL 11

Saturday 26 March 2011 16:46

So go find something to do. Just because they are related to you in some sort of social manner doesn't mean they have to babysit you. Go play a video game or something. WTF.

crukestal 1

Saturday 26 March 2011 16:49

Different parties? Or were they...

CarleyAnn2 3

Saturday 26 March 2011 17:10

oh my gosh last night my drunk boyfriend called me like 5 times at 2 in the mornig and made me stay up with himm. he had to work this morning. lol

karamellow 1

Saturday 26 March 2011 17:16

be glad at least they aren't on bed together

RockstarRN 10

Saturday 26 March 2011 17:41

That's what you think.

babyblue666 1

Saturday 26 March 2011 17:53

r u sure it was two different parties

datgirl 0

Saturday 26 March 2011 18:00

I had the same problem. only it was for new years party! it sucked! fyl!

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