Transportation: Today, I went on a Segway tour in Budapest. The Segways have...

By infrontofninepeople - 30/06/2015 20:31 - Hungary - Budapest

Today, I went on a Segway tour in Budapest. The Segways have an automatic speed limiter, and to release it and get back to normal speed, you have to brake. Unfortunately, I forgot my speed limiter was on and so, while trying to brake, I instead returned to normal speed and crashed into a tree. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2013 21:20 - United States - Woodbridge

Today, I was taking a stroll in our yard, when my mother decided it would be hilarious to run me down with her Segway. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2016 07:04 - United States - Burbank

Today, I was driving a little over the speed limit, when I saw a cop car waiting to join the road ahead of me. I quickly hit the brakes so they wouldn't have a payday with me. I hit the brakes too hard, lost control and almost ended up on someone's lawn. FML

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By areyouserial - 05/12/2011 13:21 - United States

Today, Santa ran over my foot with a Segway. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/02/2010 11:58 - New Zealand

Today, at the supermarket, I ignored the "Riding on trolleys down the ramp is strictly prohibited" sign. While going full speed down the ramp, my trolley with $200 worth of groceries in it tipped and crashed. Luckily, I broke its fall. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2019 12:17

Today, I was having motorbike lessons. We were parked by the side of the circuit when one side of my gloves dropped on the ground. I tried to pick it up without getting off the bike. I lost balance, fell off the bike and the bike landed on my leg, trapping me. FML

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By ouch - 07/08/2011 07:12 - Mexico

Today, I learned that my brakes don't work anymore on my bike. When did I learn this? While speeding down a really steep hill. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/04/2013 01:16 - New Zealand

Today, I was the victim of a drive-by egging by some bastard riding a Segway. He still got away. FML

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By never thought I'd say that - 22/08/2013 19:05 - Norway - Stavanger

Today, I was the victim of a drive-by pissing by some drunken loon on a segway. FML

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Less haste, less speed

By Fox - 25/02/2013 03:41 - United States

Today, while driving extremely fast on a road in the middle of nowhere, I started to go down a hill. Noticing a police car at the bottom, I slammed my brakes and blew a tire in the process. It turns out the police car was an old cutout used to trick people. FML

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Sick board!

By Anonymous - 21/04/2021 20:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, it was my first time trying to longboard. I ended up going down a steep hill and didn’t know to how stop. I wound up in the hospital with a fractured knee and bruises all over from trying to stop myself. FML

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CyberSeeker 20

Wednesday 1 July 2015 9:46

poor tree I hope it had insurance

llamaaduckk 19

Wednesday 1 July 2015 9:47

Hope youre okay OP, be more careful next time

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CyberSeeker 20

Wednesday 1 July 2015 9:46

poor tree I hope it had insurance

Sangue0608 26

Wednesday 1 July 2015 13:20

I just wanted you to know that your comment made my day.

mds9986 24

Wednesday 1 July 2015 21:35

It has treesurance.

llamaaduckk 19

Wednesday 1 July 2015 9:47

Hope youre okay OP, be more careful next time

i_lik_tomaters 21

Wednesday 1 July 2015 9:51

Fyl op hope u didn't get hurt

Dodge4x4Ram 46

Wednesday 1 July 2015 9:52

bet you won't do that again

Miss_Mandi 29

Wednesday 1 July 2015 9:54

Genuine question: Is it hard to use a Segway?

Miss_Mandi 29

Wednesday 1 July 2015 11:04

Lol, fair enough!

a1_z9 10

Wednesday 1 July 2015 16:09

It's not hard, unless you get over-confident and try to go faster than you're ready for. The one I tried didn't have a brake though, you just stop making it go forward. Plus yes there's the difficulty of trying to stop giggling about how dorky you look.

0070 9

Wednesday 1 July 2015 16:36

No it's very simple! My family went on a Segway tour in Chicago. My 11 year old sister did just fine with it. Once you get the hang of it it's very simple. Lean forward, you go faster. Lean back, you slow down or brake.