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By snoozerlooser - 25/12/2010 00:00 - Canada

Today, I overheard my boyfriend of two years tell his friend he was going to "pop the question." Ecstatic, I wore my nicest dress and got my hair done for dinner. Near the end, he leant in romantically and asked if we could start doing anal. So much for marriage. FML

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By maebyf - 31/08/2010 14:48 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend of three years proposed to me. He brought me to our favorite restaurant and ordered expensive champagne. It was all very romantic, until he got on one knee and I farted out of surprise. Loudly. FML

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Jumping the gun

By Storm - 23/09/2011 03:05 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date to an expensive restaurant. After the meal, he got down on his knee and proposed. We've only been dating for two weeks, so I said no. He just silently kept staring me in the eyes, no matter what I said or did. I ended up having to walk home. FML

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By Bassackward - 25/08/2016 05:53

Today, I decided to pop the question to my beloved. Perfect lighting, fresh cut roses, a fancy dinner. The restaurant was in on it too. Shame they brought out the wedding-themed congratulations dessert before I actually went down on my knee. FML

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By ohmaigawd - 14/09/2011 16:59 - Argentina

Today, my boyfriend proposed by painting his chest with "marry me?" and an arrow going down. The ring was attached to his penis with a string. FML

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Romance

By Anonymous - 17/07/2012 16:20 - United States - Palmdale

Today, my boyfriend of several years, and father of our one-year-old child, finally proposed. He was making idle conversation from twenty feet away and casually said, "By the way, you wanna get hitched?" This is as romantic as my life will ever get. Yay. FML

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By Stuck - 15/07/2009 04:01 - United States

Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend after we went out for dinner. To my surprise, our families were also in the restaurant, to witness him propose to me. FML

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So romantic

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Middleboro

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by handing me a ring and saying, "Let's get this dumb shit over and done with." FML

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Nervous

By amelie - 09/12/2018 05:00

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML

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Spoiled the mood

By DFR - 09/06/2010 13:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in a really really romantic way. After we called our parents to tell them the news, he turned to me and said, "Hey, I hope you know this doesn't mean you can start getting lazy with your blowjobs." FML

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By A bit cowardly? - 19/05/2019 20:00

Today, my boyfriend of two years asked his friend to propose to me for him, because he was too nervous to do it himself. FML

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marleyvk 0

Saturday 25 December 2010 10:02

he can give it to you... after he gets the strap-on.

5t3ff1k4h 44

Saturday 25 December 2010 22:28

1 - "Nookie" refers to sex of any kind. No where did she state she hadn't given him any sex; she just hadn't had anal sex with him. To the others - Anal is DEFINITELY not necessary for marriage. If you're the type of guy who stands by that and believes it: a) don't get married. Ever. b) change your damn views, because they're wrong. and/or c) you probably won't get a girlfriend who'll stay, so you better start lookin' at dudes.

Comments

jmmwng 7

Saturday 25 December 2010 16:50

haha yes!

wonder_wizard 10

Saturday 25 December 2010 17:21

is that really something to ask at dinner? Everybody knows that the appropriate time is when you are handcuffed to his hot water tank.

traze 7

Saturday 25 December 2010 18:03

So...was your answer yes?

fanuvlb 0

Saturday 25 December 2010 18:09

buttsex is wild and it don't cause no child.

NurseNasty 12

Thursday 31 March 2011 2:37

Sure it does, where do you think lawyers come from?

breanuhh 0

Saturday 25 December 2010 19:20

anal hurts girl don't do it lol

persimmon 0

Saturday 25 December 2010 21:54

hahaha man that ******* sucks, what a pig... and talking bar his friend abt it too

lareske 0

Sunday 26 December 2010 0:38

LOL, that is gold.

sn0wman308 5

Sunday 26 December 2010 1:06

I'm a big fat ****!

chelszzz 0

Sunday 26 December 2010 1:14

so did you let him put it in your butt?

kingtz 6

Sunday 26 December 2010 4:40

I can't believe there are so many prudes in here getting offended about anal sex. Seriously, I bet you are all fat, ugly soccer moms with short mannish hair whose husband have either left you or cringe to touch you.

5t3ff1k4h 44

Sunday 26 December 2010 5:24

So, I'm assuming you're gay, since you're so against women.

5t3ff1k4h 44

Sunday 26 December 2010 5:47

Ooh! Good one, OC. Man, I didn't see that coming. Too bad you didn't catch the point I was trying to make. Nowhere did I imply I was against homosexuality. I simply made the point that he comes off as one.

5t3ff1k4h 44

Sunday 26 December 2010 6:02

If they're against women, as I so loosely put it, then who else are they left to go to? Also, his assumption about them being rejected by their presumed husbands and/or having mannish hair etc is completely incorrect, but let's not go there. You read into everything a bit much... why not try reading what's in front of you instead of between the lines? You do that for about half of the posts on here, and then assume the rest.

cerulean_rules 2

Sunday 26 December 2010 8:04

He's not gay, he's just one of those dumbass 'men are better than women' guys.

5t3ff1k4h 44

Sunday 26 December 2010 16:24

It's very easy to see where he picked up misogyny from the original post in this thread. Observation: There are a lot of prudes in here. Conclusion: They must all be women because women are prudes. They lash out because they have "mannish hair" and their husbands "cringe to touch them". He wasn't implying the men in here were the prudes...