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By snoozerlooser - 25/12/2010 00:00 - Canada

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Today, I overheard my boyfriend of two years tell his friend he was going to "pop the question." Ecstatic, I wore my nicest dress and got my hair done for dinner. Near the end, he leant in romantically and asked if we could start doing anal. So much for marriage. FML
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marleyvk 0

he can give it to you... after he gets the strap-on.

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5t3ff1k4h 44

1 - "Nookie" refers to sex of any kind. No where did she state she hadn't given him any sex; she just hadn't had anal sex with him. To the others - Anal is DEFINITELY not necessary for marriage. If you're the type of guy who stands by that and believes it: a) don't get married. Ever. b) change your damn views, because they're wrong. and/or c) you probably won't get a girlfriend who'll stay, so you better start lookin' at dudes.

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cerulean_rules 2

I'm not trying to sound ignorant if the grammar is different in other countries, but did anyone else notice they wrote 'leant' instead of leaned?

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melons122 3

me and man decided long ago no anal. that's just disturbing

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NinjaCookie 0

oohh... how romantic of him. and btw.. don't let him anal you and then later give him a bj.. you know where it's been..

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fearfulsymmetry 1

Hey, some people are into ass-to-mouth. ;)

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prontopup20 0

bwahahahaha that's hilarious!!!

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Maxibrax459 0

HAHAHAHAHAHA that so effing funny i hope you said yes?

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danz123 7

I'm sorry but if you want something, go after it. It's as if you think only the guy should pop the question, and solely him. If you want to, and are ready for marriage, how about you propose yourself.

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Sweetlovewhit_fml 0

yea...not prude...but how he did it suggested it was a propsoal... I have no problem with anal...but you don't take me out to dinner to suggest it...just do it while we're in bed... It will be less awkward...and if I'm already horny then I'll be more likely to say yes. The women on here aren't prude. Only a handful said they didn't like anal..but most have a problem with how he asked...it was a bit misleading...because is america when you ask a woman you are dating out to a fancy restaurant and tell her you have something to ask her...it means a proposal...he effed up in his approaxh and now he's probably sleeping on the couch. Learn from his mistake guys out there. Ask her when sh's already horny :)

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Squander 3

Okay, for all you people out there who don't like anal? Here's my tip. One time, talk about the gnarliest, smelliest, most painful crap you ever had. Like the day you found out you were lactose intolorant! Or the day your mom forgot to put your chinese food in the fridge until seven hours later but you ate it anyway! Or that time you had cholera. Just do it. Honestly, if he still wants it after that he sorta deserves to get it.

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